Since we've probably all got more then ONE...tell about one of your most embarassing moments.

When I was in 5th grade I was in class and bent over to tie my shoes. I farted really loud. I wanted to die!!!! I am 40 years old and I am still mortified by that episode. LOL!

My senior year in high school I was a member of VICA and was chosen to go to competition. I was doing my project on how electricity works with AC/DC (boring I know but I took electronics). I had to go into a room with just 6 judges but I got soooo nervous that I just froze and finally looked at them and told them I couldn't do it and ran out of the room! I was sooo embarrassed!!!

I was about 17 and I walked out of the coffee shop washroom with my skirt tucked into my underwear. I ran out of that coffee shop and never looked back.

When i got drunk and french kissed my granny after she took her dentures out..

when my brother and i were small, we used to swing on the massive weeping willow tree at my cousin's house playing tarzan

years later, and quite a few pounds heavier, i was walking with my then boyfriend and saw a weeping willow sapling

i said to him 'wanna see what i used to do as a kid?' and grabbed ahold of one of the branches and swung

of course it snapped just as i was belting out 'tarzan' and i laid on my back staring into the sun and his laughing face

i walked around universal studios with my shades on looking cool,in the mean time i had a big booger hanging out my nose ,i was wondering why people were looking at me funny so i went to the bathroom removed my shade and WHAMMY there it was,i have know idea how long it was there,i blew my nose and got rid of it.true story

Guess if I start a thread I should contribute...

I'm an accountant for a CPA. It was during tax season and sometimes I don't go to lunch. I had bought a bag of Russell Stovers sugar free jelly bellys. That was all I had to eat. Around 1 in the afternoon my stomach started making horrible rumbling noises. LOUD ones. Then omg...it started. There is no way I could call it "fluffing" since the noise would make one wonder what the decimal is for the sound barrier. There was NO way to control it. At around 3, I put a sign on the door and went home. I didn't realize what had caused it, so the next day, I finished off the bag of jelly beans...yep, it did it again!!! Never ever will I eat sugar free jelly bellies again...but...at Christmas I did give several of my friends and family members a bag of Russell Stover Sugarfree jelly bellies in their Christmas Stockings.

Which time Dan?

that is awesome cheers

went for a slam dunk, totally missed the dunk, feel backwards knocked my self out cold,