It did! One day it will make it to 50!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the King's horses

And all the King's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy Jane

She wants a drink of water

So she waits and waits and waits and waits and waits for it to rain.

Rhymes I have never heard of!

There was an old woman
who lived in a shoe

She had so many children
she didn't know what to do

So she abandoned them in a Wal Mart
and now she's serving 7-10 in the state pen

Dear Santa

All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men,
A football team . League or Union . I don't mind,
A determined man with plenty of gysm,
Broad shoulders. Hairy chest. And a tight behind.

Dear Santa,

I promise that I won't hurt them,
I just have a few games I'd like to play,
They'll be well fed and cared for. Truly appreciated,
And I'll return them to you on New Year's Day.

But Dear Santa,

If you can't provide any of the above,
Dear Santa. You've got such a kindly face,
Just harness up your reindeer to your sleigh Dear,
And drop on over . I'll be waiting at my place.

Copyright; Robyn Scott

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Almost page 8!

Georgie Porgie
Pudding and Pie

but not quite....

Kissed the girls

and made them cry

Blew a fart and made me die!