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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 109 | |
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Hello Lisa
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Edited by
catchme_ifucan
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Wed 09/10/08 12:40 PM
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APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play
music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on the cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. |
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Does your new AVG take like 5hrs to run a scan??  mine takes 3 an a bit hours 
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Dear diary, its day number eleventeen straight at work. Ugh. Its my birthday and it started with a migraine. Eyes swollen shut. Ground pounder headache. Took a B12, a codiene, a pure naproxen, and ketamine horse tranquilizer. I can see now at least. Ground pounder goin away. Might be able to make it thru the day.
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Dear diary, besides the age milestone I have reached I have also reached another milestone. My truck turned another one million miles today without an accident or a ticket. In 16 years I have driven 2.8 million miles in a truck. 195,000 miles in my cars, and 65,000 miles on motorcycles. That's a f*cking lotta miles! A rolling stone gathers no moss or herpes.
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Edited by
catchme_ifucan
on
Wed 09/10/08 12:53 PM
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Hi Biker
Try mineral ice on your forehead,temples & neck. Happy birthday!  |
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Dear Diary;
Been awhile since i posted eh? mwahahahah. Anyway, its off work! |
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Ssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Be vewy vewy quiet......... Im hunting for wabbits!!! 
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ok............
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can read your mail but NOT respond!?!?!?!? wtf is goin on this time jeeez this place is cheezy...oh an now the IM comes on an the screen freezes for a minute **** OFF!!!Pringle2 
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ok............ WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can read your mail but NOT respond!?!?!?!? wtf is goin on this time jeeez this place is cheezy...oh an now the IM comes on an the screen freezes for a minute **** OFF!!!Pringle2 
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ok............ WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can read your mail but NOT respond!?!?!?!? wtf is goin on this time jeeez this place is cheezy...oh an now the IM comes on an the screen freezes for a minute **** OFF!!!Pringle2  Down with them Bug's
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ha I should open up my own website!!!
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GYPSY'S HOUSE OF CABANA BOYZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
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GYPSY'S HOUSE OF CABANA BOYZZZZZZZZZZ!!! sign me up !!
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It may cost you.............
1200 rupies!!!!
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Actually Ive had my own chatrooms before but I dont think I can do it with cable.........gotta have high speed.......and this is medium speed???? piece of crap speed????
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GYPSY'S HOUSE OF CABANA BOYZZZZZZZZZZ!!! But cowboy would so not be aloud on there  I guess it would not be as much Fun as not getting your mail getting the black screen of lockup Im's that don't work and the crazy fish men looking at you
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high speed light........what a bunch of fhjkdsfhjkasdhjkasdhjaksd!!!!
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I wanna see a MERMAN
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