No honey, I gave the definitions of both and told you to decide which you were.... I guess you answered didn't you?

Bold comes with being honest

Says in a highly nasally voice "I am not a poser. I'm just highly photogenic".

I'm a maverick. But not of the brokeback persuasion. But not arizona governish either. I'm rogue maverick. I don't follow no whining crybaby vegan emos with bad haircuts. I'm my own maverick. That's funny.

i must be a "fake it till ya make it" type


so whats that make me?

I eat my meat right off the bone.....

ouchie! i'm just a cyberslut...don't mind me

dangit if i could only string togather a coherent thought.... i know theres a good joke there somewhere.

I'm the guy who blew up the science lab in high school. I'm the guy who played in the garage band at 14. I'm the guy who crashed the wedding party with my freinds in leathers on our harleys because we ran outta beer. I'm the guy voted most likely to incite a riot and take over a small country. I'm the guy who has a depth perception so deep even I amaze myself. I'm the guy who they modeled the mad scientist from on robot chicken because I like to tinker with stuff I shouldn't. Oh that reminds me- I gotta check to see if I'm on the no-fly list before the feds fingerprint me.

you're not cookin up meth again are ya?

You let the feds finger you?

in the sphincter

You have a nice azz