Life is like a jar of Jalapenos

What you do today may

burn your @ss tomorrow

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

I have a degree in Liberal Arts

Do you want fries with that shake?

HAM & EGGS

A days work for a Chicken

A lifetime commitment for a Pig

Strange news from all around


City threatens blind woman over unpaid 1-cent bill
The Associated Press
9:42 AM EST, November 18, 2008
ATTLEBORO, Mass. - A 74-year-old blind woman was shocked when her daughter found a letter from the city saying a lien would be placed on her home unless she paid an overdue water bill.

The amount? 1 cent.

Eileen Wilbur told The Sun Chronicle of Attleboro the letter sent her blood pressure soaring, and pointed out that stamps cost 42 cents.

City Collector Debora Marcoccio said the letter was among 2,000 sent out. A computer automatically prints letters for accounts with an overdue balance, and they are not reviewed by staff before being mailed, she said.



The letter warned of a lien and a $48 penalty if the overdue bill is not paid by Dec. 10. The charge was from the previous fiscal year, which ran from July 2007 to July 2008.

``My question is, how come it wasn't paid when the (original) bills went out?'' Marcoccio said.

Wilbur's daughter, Rose Brederson, who discovered the bill in her mother's mail, called the situation ``ridiculous.'' But she said her mother, who has lived in the home since 1959, would likely end up paying the penny.


way to go Attleboro

Wife calls police to restrain 82-year-old on Viagra
A woman had to call police to fend off the attentions of her amorous 82-year-old husband after he took Viagra, fearing that he might die of "passion".

By John Bingham
Last Updated: 11:47AM GMT 02 Dec 2008

Sales of Viagra are worth £1.2 billion a year worldwide. Photo: EPA
The wife, who is also in her eighties, was worried that her husband's heart could give out because of over-exertion and called officers to their home in the Sicilian city of Palermo.

Police said that the man was "furious" when they arrived insisting that it was a private matter.

But she told them: "So much passion at the age of 82, with all the aches and pains he has, could prove lethal."

The dispute was eventually resolved when other members of the family arrived and police left the scene, according to the newspaper Il Giornale di Sicilia.

Tests have shown that the popular blue pill is safe for men with heart disease, high blood pressure or raised cholesterol.

First introduced 10 years ago by the pharmaceuticals giant Pfizer, sales of Viagra are worth £1.2 billion a year worldwide.

Saga, the travel organisation which caters for the over 50s, said earlier this year that demand for the pill was outstripping that for other drugs on its cruises.

It has also become popular with sportsmen as a performance-enhancing drug prompting an investigation by the World Anti-Doping Agency.

Pfizer announced last month that it was dropping plans to have it sold over the counter in Europe after medicines regulators raised concerns.

sunday dec 07 2008

weather from funny sounding places



Eclectic, Alabama is at 32 degrees and sunny with a low tonight of 28
Tomorrow has a high of 51 with a low of 28


Kiester, Minnesota - today is -2 degrees ( brrr )
partly cloudy and a low of -1 degree, stay home, stay warm and copulate
Tomorrow, aint lookin any better, it's gonna be COLD


Knob Noster, Missouri is currently at 19 degrees and partly cloudy with a low tonight of 17 degrees.
Tomorrow will be partly cloudy and a high of 40 and a low of 31.


Zigzag, Oregon,( ) your looking at 38 degrees with a low tonight of 29.
Tomorrow has Rain/snow mix with a high of 45 and a low of34


Blue Ball, Pennsylvania is now at 32 degrees with a low of 27 and possible snow.
Tomorrow is calling for windy with a high of 33 and a low of 18

Blue Ball PA is trying to live up to its name


Hooker, Oklahoma is at 36 degrees with a low of 31, looks like mostly sunny with some clouds.
tomorrow is partly cloudy and a high of 63 with a low of 33 degrees.


Hooker, South Dakota is currently at 14 degrees, overcast skies with a low tonight of 10 degrees, another cold night in Hooker, SD
Tomorrow aint much better for you either, looking at shower/snow mix with a high of 28 and another low of 10 degrees.


Funny Places Weather Watch

((( txmom )))

thank you tom AKA sharpshooter for the news/weather

good morning to everyone & happy monday

ready for your request/dedications or even hello/good morning

song of the day

U2--New Year's Day

Yeah...

All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true it's true...
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I...I will begin again
I...I will begin again

Oh...
Maybe the time is right
Oh...maybe tonight...

I will be with you again
I will be with you again

And so we're told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage
Though I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes
On New Year's Day
On New Year's Day

Everlast - What It's Like




"What It's Like"

We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dreadlocked and full of mange
He ask the man for what he could spare with shame in his eyes
Get a job you ****in' slob's all he replied

[CHORUS]
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
Then you really might know what it's like [x4]

Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom who said he was in love
He said don't worry about a thing baby doll I'm the man you've been dreamin' of
But three months later he said he won't date her or return her call
And she sweared god damn if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls
And then she heads for the clinic and she gets some static walkin' through the doors
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner, and they call her a whore

[CHORUS]
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose
Then you really might know what it's like [x4]
I've seen a rich man beg
I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry
I've seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
I've seen the good side of bad
And the down side of up
And everything between
I licked the silver spoon
Drank from the golden cup
Smoked the finest green
I stroked the baddest dimes at least a couple of times
Before I broke their heart
You know where it ends
Yo, it usually depends on where you start

I knew this kid named Max
He used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs
He liked to hang out late at night
Liked to get **** faced
And keep pace with thugs
Until late one night there was a big gun fight
Max lost his head
He pulled out his chrome .45
Talked some ****
And wound up dead
Now his wife and his kids are caught in the midst of all of his pain
You know it crumbles that way
At least that's what they say when you play the game

[CHORUS]
God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose
Then you really might know what it's like [x3]
To have to lose...

Give Me Flowers While I'm Living

done by the "Amazing Rythym Acec" and "Flatt & Scruggs



In this world today while we are livin'
Some folks say the worst of us they can
But when we are dead and in our casket
They always slip some lilies in our hands

In this world is where we need our flowers
A kind word to help us get along
If you can't give me flowers while I'm living
Please don't send them when I'm gone

Won't you give me my flowers while I'm living
Let me enjoy them while I can
Please don't wait till I'm ready to be buried
And then slip some lilies in my hand

Won't you give me my flowers while I'm living
And let me enjoy them while I can
Please don't wait till I'm ready to be buried
And then slip some lilies in my hand

No don't try to slip some lilies in my hand

thx tom for some lyrics i make you the night DJ/news man of this show

good morning to everyone & happy tuesday

ready for your request/dedications or even a hello/good morning

song of the day

Rihanna--S.O.S (Rescue Me)


[Intro]
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
You know I never felt like this before
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
Feels like something real

[Verse 1]
I'm obessive when just one thought of you comes up
I'm agressive just one thought of closing up
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
Da very moment gone you know I miss you
I'm the question an you of course the answer
Just hold me close boy cause I'm your tiny dancer
You make me shaken up, heads are mistaken
But I can't control myself got me calling out for help

[Chorus (2x)]
S.O.S. please someone help me. Its not healthy for me to feel this
Y.O.U. are making this hard, I can't take it see it don't feel right

[Bridge]
This time please someone come and rescue me
Cause you or my mind got me losing it
I'm lost you got me lookin for the rest of me (just testing me) but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me cause you or my mind got me losing it
I'm lost you got me looking for the rest of me, got the best of me, so now I'm losing it

[Verse 2]
Just your presence and I second guess my insanity
Yes its a lesson and its based on my vanity
My tummy's up in knots sone as I see you I get so hot
Common sense if out the door can't seem to find a lot
Take me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right
Take me I'ma put desire in your arms tonight
I'm out with you, ya got me head over heels
Boy you got me hanging on by the way you make me feel

[Chorus (1x)]

[Bridge]

Boy you know you got me feeling open
And boy your loves enough with words unspoken
I said boy I'm feeling you, you got me open
I don't know what to do its true
I'm going crazy over you I'm begging

[Chorus (1x)]

[Bridge (2x)]

[Outro]
Lala lala lala lala Ohhh
Ohh ohh lala lala lala lala oh oh

What's up Charles

Good morning Gentlemen

hey tom sorry not getting back sooner

not much just the usual here about you?