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Topic: This is hilarious
maryelizabeth10's photo
Thu 09/04/08 12:08 PM
k heres a game for ya'll.

go to www.urbandictionary.com


and then put in your name and hit enter

put your anwser to your name in a comment


ill start(feel free to leave as many definitions of your name you want to. i had 3 pgs of them and picked a few)


Mary

Mary is commonly known as a good girl, for example: the virgin mary ... however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.

The best girl a guy could wish for, They dont get any better than her


maryelizabeth10's photo
Thu 09/04/08 12:11 PM
how come this got moved? hello what about the matchmaking game or what not?


now no ones going to see how funny it is... oh well.

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Thu 09/04/08 12:27 PM
My 12 year old showed me that site and we put our names in. It was pretty funny!! drinker

mscherbear's photo
Thu 09/04/08 12:31 PM
Cheryl: A person of true beauty. A girl with such a kind personality that anyone will simply fall in love with. A Cheryl will help anyone out without hesitation. They have trusting blue eyes and large bussoms (umm, yeah)

A girl with a kind personality who will poop on your windshield if you get on her bad side

LMAO!!

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Thu 09/04/08 02:25 PM
Sandra

A Sandra is known to have striking intelligent features. Tends to be the bravest In a group of people. Although clumsy at times, always recovers from a stumble Like a ballerina in flip flops.

Yellin babyslingin baseball superstar salesqueen who everyone likes.

to be very dark, but not of the African American ethnicity


Sandi

1. One who is always busy running errands. What kind of errands? Long errands? Short errands? Nice errands? Mean errands? Nobody knows.

2. Term used to address those who have been horribly mauled and maimed with a Sobe bottle because he or she misspelled "sandi" (ie. Sandy)*sandified*

FireOfThePhoenix's photo
Thu 09/04/08 02:31 PM
I dunno about mine sad

1) a fago mister biatch...who is a midget and thinks everyone asks her out when they really didn't and goes on singles net seaching for transfestites, who loves mcdonalds..which no one likes!

2) {the epitome of angst}
a so called slang term for saying somebody is full of vulgar unessacary pain and emotional termoil.usually of a immature nature.
age group.

3) a nicer word for goon.


plk1966's photo
Thu 09/04/08 02:32 PM
1. patricia

a beautiful, tall, smart, brunnete that likes to party. Usually friends with a blonde.


2. patricia

A form of black tar heroin.
The colour is closer to a dark green.

my friends actually call me Patti

Patti

a dog-- so we know this is not true cuz I ain't no dog!

rara777's photo
Thu 09/04/08 04:39 PM
Edited by rara777 on Thu 09/04/08 04:46 PM
Edward

Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Look at that boy, he's so Edward! Get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes!

And if you go the shorter version which is Ed, you open up a whole different can of worms :laughing: rofl :laughing:


ED, aka erectile dysfunction.
suffering from ed is nothing to be ashamed of.
sad rofl

Explosive Diarrhea. Only to be used in serious circumstances
I have serious ED. I have to go visit Ed. Ed had a serious talk with me last night after my gigantic burrito surprised

abbreviation for the health condition known as erectile dysfunction. Erectile Dysfunction is where it is harder for a man to achieve an erection. (Impotence).

Drugs that can be used to help ED include
Viagra(sildenafil citrate)
Vicerex (apparently you can use this one with alcohol)

Since I have ED, it is hard for me to get hard.

This is just tooooooooooo damn funny.:laughing: rofl :laughing:

:banana: :banana:drinks Guess I should just go SeeAlicedrinks :banana: :banana:

SkaryKoolAide's photo
Thu 09/04/08 04:45 PM
1. An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!
a guy with a huge ****
Man that guys a Brandon


Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.

2. The most AMAZING person alive.
Brandon makes me feel special.

3. The biggest retard on the face of the Earth.
You're acting like such a Brandon!

4. to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.
Damn, he got Brandoned! Everyone will be hearing of this by Monday!

5. Lil immature boy who can not tell the truth worth nothing or even keep a promise.
Brandon:Mane I'm a finish eatting then call you back.
Girl: Okay.
Brandon: Bye
Bout 6 hours later
Girl: That bastard still aint called me.

6. A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge ****, he also likes metal and has long hair he ****s like a beast but is very kind and caring!
Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!

7. a guy with a huge ****
Man that guys a Brandon




lmao!!!!

mscherbear's photo
Thu 09/04/08 04:50 PM


Explosive Diarrhea. Only to be used in serious circumstances
I have serious ED. I have to go visit Ed. Ed had a serious talk with me last night after my gigantic burrito surprised



(((Ed))) Wow! Even better than my "poop on a windshield!" rofl rofl rofl

Pete026's photo
Thu 09/04/08 05:07 PM
laugh laugh laugh This is great drinker


Pete:

1.
to throw up all over yourself in front of everyone after having only one sip of beer.

"after john peted himself at the party, he ran home crying."

2. A male that chooses to wear unnaturally tight trousers while using small items of clothing to enhance his manhood.

"He's doing a Pete today."

3. a. the need to pee and eat.
b. an urge to eat and also use the toilet.

"Man... I really need to pete"
or past tense: "I'm so glad I finally pate"

rara777's photo
Thu 09/04/08 07:13 PM
Edited by rara777 on Thu 09/04/08 07:16 PM



Explosive Diarrhea. Only to be used in serious circumstances
I have serious ED. I have to go visit Ed. Ed had a serious talk with me last night after my gigantic burrito surprised



(((Ed))) Wow! Even better than my "poop on a windshield!" rofl rofl rofl


:laughing: rofl :laughing: (((mscherbear)))that is a good one:laughing: rofl :laughing:



plk1966's photo
Thu 09/04/08 07:34 PM
OH BOY!! and I was worried that Patti meant dog! laugh laugh

Rara, yours is quite fitting for you, I mean you always seem to have diarrhea of the mouthtongue2 tongue2

rara777's photo
Thu 09/04/08 07:45 PM

OH BOY!! and I was worried that Patti meant dog! laugh laugh

Rara, yours is quite fitting for you, I mean you always seem to have diarrhea of the mouthtongue2 tongue2


Who Wuvs ya Baby:wink: laugh

plk1966's photo
Thu 09/04/08 07:46 PM


OH BOY!! and I was worried that Patti meant dog! laugh laugh

Rara, yours is quite fitting for you, I mean you always seem to have diarrhea of the mouthtongue2 tongue2


Who Wuvs ya Baby:wink: laugh


smooched flowerforyou :banana: flowerforyou smooched

joyce420's photo
Thu 09/04/08 07:55 PM
this is hilarious.
joyce: a slang in bulgaria used for marihuana.
to have camel toe.
like a heartless, souless biatch who does pineapples and your sister.
a purple toenail fungus that is often used as medicine for butt wart.
laugh laugh drinker
rofl

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Sat 09/06/08 06:40 PM
frown Okay I'm officially changing my name...

kathie

flakes that come off of your ass when u itch it...kinda like dandruff but from your ass

mscherbear's photo
Sat 09/06/08 08:08 PM

frown Okay I'm officially changing my name...

kathie

flakes that come off of your ass when u itch it...kinda like dandruff but from your ass


rofl rofl rofl drinks

plk1966's photo
Sat 09/06/08 08:33 PM


frown Okay I'm officially changing my name...

kathie

flakes that come off of your ass when u itch it...kinda like dandruff but from your ass


rofl rofl rofl drinks


ok my dog reference seems mild then

:laughing: :laughing: rofl rofl rofl :laughing: :laughing:

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Sat 09/06/08 08:38 PM
Elizabeth AWESOME! awesome awesome. awesomeness. more awesome.

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