Hello, my name is Egitoke Mebulositam, I am born in States of
Unitedness, but I am currently trapped in an overturned Volvo in
Pennsylvania. I saw your very much nicely profile and I am now loving
it to be in your town SOON if this is to be arrangeable.

You sound like the wonderful person of indefinite preconceive. I am
discovering to move to other of new location but my BANK is someplace in
Ghana and will not release funding untilness if I find 1400 American
rubles plus many coupons from King of the Burgers to be shifted to place
of wherever bank is now is.

Then you may send money to me for that I will sometime visit your planet
and rub glue on your foots until you scream with panic and reversing!
Now but do this please. It is much to be living under distances. Reply
of all will be read and dismembered.

LMAO,yep sounds about right Lex!

I'll fax you a Ben Franklin right away, you silly goose.

LMAO@LEX,

You forgot to tell me that the handsomness I have is pretty.

thats frigging hilarious, send $$$ right now

I will sen you 1 paso. Will that help the cost any?

Is to be sending from the turtle the RUSSIAN peso? Is good then.
Please make more of thing to increase forever the one.

Is news of badness!?* Have now been told the BANK is to be purchased by
giant shoe store chain! No hope for accounts to be rectified! This is
quite! You must be sending me Russian francs and yen! To be escaping
from Volvo which is now in Burma by somehow meaning to be on yacht from
my back was turned. Have four hundred billion kajillion Russian
deutschmarks in BANK and will mostly gladly pay you 40.92% if you
sending to me only 14,000 American kroner for sure! Is best offer from
any internet person lives in Pennsylvania.

Thank gawd I live in Oregon... But sends Lex a few yens... *S*

Lex - Too funny! So true!

to laugh, iz funny....here'z bizcuit