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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 09/03/08 12:11 PM
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Kids will come up with all sorts of excuses to get out of doing or returning homework.
Here are just a few examples *I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past. *I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. *A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again. *Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned. *Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing. *I'm not at liberty to say why. *I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me. *It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details. *I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy. *I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked. *My mom used it as a dryer sheet. *My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized. *It's against my religion to do any homework. *I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays. *I felt it wasn't challenging enough. *My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished. *We had homework?! *I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah." *I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload. *I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.  
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lol...some of those are really funny - I like the very first one a lot tho :P
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