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Topic: MEN VS WOMEN
cottonelle's photo
Tue 09/02/08 05:49 PM
yanno, thats the ugliest dog ever!!!!


that being said......calling any woman besides your dog "toots".......usually dooms you from getting anywhere....

is that supposed to offend me somehow? lol


and thanks for the advise, love doctor, but it hasnt doomed me from anything...lol

papersmile's photo
Tue 09/02/08 06:06 PM
yanno, thats the ugliest dog ever!!!!


that being said......calling any woman besides your dog "toots".......usually dooms you from getting anywhere....


haha, cottonelle can call ME 'toots' any old time he likes! i don't find that term really all that offensive (he can get much worse than that, haha)

awolf1010's photo
Tue 09/02/08 06:15 PM

yanno, thats the ugliest dog ever!!!!


that being said......calling any woman besides your dog "toots".......usually dooms you from getting anywhere....

is that supposed to offend me somehow? lol


and thanks for the advise, love doctor, but it hasnt doomed me from anything...lol
and yet....you sit all alone!!!!!

guestdirectory's photo
Tue 09/02/08 09:55 PM
You guys confuse us, so we have to do something?? Looking and acting stupid works...Ha

cottonelle's photo
Wed 09/03/08 02:50 PM


yanno, thats the ugliest dog ever!!!!


that being said......calling any woman besides your dog "toots".......usually dooms you from getting anywhere....

is that supposed to offend me somehow? lol


and thanks for the advise, love doctor, but it hasnt doomed me from anything...lol
and yet....you sit all alone!!!!!

i am????? lol

Lily0923's photo
Wed 09/03/08 02:54 PM


we think men are stupid all the time. and they really are only stupid half the time and play stupid the other halfdrinker


playing stupid is a tradition passed down from father to son since the feminist movement started. it has saved many of relationship and safe guarded a once a week sex life for married med through out the decades


My ex told me after we split that he really did know how to do the laundry but he screwed it up on purpose so that I would never ask him to do it...THAT'S NOT STUPID...THAT'S GENIOUS...

jasonl26's photo
Wed 09/03/08 02:55 PM
the dumber we act, the less we are expected to do

Lily0923's photo
Wed 09/03/08 02:57 PM

the dumber we act, the less we are expected to do


Yes, but then the dumber we treat you.... is that really what you want?

Riding_Dubz's photo
Wed 09/03/08 02:58 PM
Stop touching my phone,

unless your gonna pay the bill,

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Lily0923's photo
Wed 09/03/08 03:18 PM
don't call me when I'm out with my friends to see where I am.

Don't tell me what you think I want to hear...tell me what you want to tell me (ie grow a ball)

don't act like you didn't just check out that hot chic...if she's really hot I'll check her out with you.

Don't tell me what's wrong with me...that only clears up what is wrong with you.

Don't complain about stupid sh*t unless you are willing to fix it.

don't complain about my guy friends and claim they are interested in me...if I'm not interested in them, there's no issue.

Don't give me lame excuses as to why you want to hang out with your friends...just tell me if your gonna cancel plans in enough time so I can go out with my friends.

don't come at me like a mack truck with the "you're great, I love you's" and then tell me later you don't know how you feel.

Don't lie to me for any reason...I'll see right through you, and it will bode better for you in the long run.

DON'T TELL ME ABOUT ALL OF YOUR PAST SEXUAL PARTNERS AND WHAT YOU'VE DONE... I'VE GOT BETTER STORIES AND WILL SHARE THEM WITH YOU AND PUT YOU TO SHAME.

Don't try to manipulate me... I'm the master if pushed to it...and you WILL end up in tears.

If you are a woman hater don't bother...


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