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 I was over at a friends house yesterday sitting in the back yard by her garage It has a door at both ends. I am sitting there waiting for her ti finish what it was she was doing, my head tilted back, sunglasses on eyes closed and my music from my iPod blaring from my the ear buds in my ears. And her son (same age as me roughly) was not paying attention to what he was doing (as I had no idea he was even there), closed the garage door. The corner of the freaking door smacked me HARD in my left breast. What started off as a decent sized bruised in now taking over half of my breast.
It hurts!
Is there any way to make a bruise heal faster? |
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*OUCH*
HOw about the old steak remedy for balck eyes??? |
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Ice packimmediately come to mind.
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*OUCH* HOw about the old steak remedy for balck eyes???  Cause it is already in enough pain.
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I did the ice pack thing, probably why it is not swollen. Just severely bruised.
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have him kiss it and make it better :D
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Suck out the poison
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Suck out the poison
 Kinda hard to get at my own breast.
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have him kiss it and make it better :D
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Edited by
JusWannaSayHi
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Tue 09/02/08 06:54 AM
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I was over at a friends house yesterday sitting in the back yard by her garage It has a door at both ends. I am sitting there waiting for her ti finish what it was she was doing, my head tilted back, sunglasses on eyes closed and my music from my iPod blaring from my the ear buds in my ears. And her son (same age as me roughly) was not paying attention to what he was doing (as I had no idea he was even there), closed the garage door. The corner of the freaking door smacked me HARD in my left breast. What started off as a decent sized bruised in now taking over half of my breast.
It hurts!
Is there any way to make a bruise heal faster? OK I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY!!! but my nuknuk (granny) Always used to put viniger and used tea bags on our bruises... and it was better the next mornin. I would take an old bra place a USED teabag and a paper towel with vin on it. place it on your breast and you should feel better by tomorrow. Sorry I have no other remedies. Its an old Indian thing, but WORKS! SMELLS BAD BUT YOU CAN WASH IT OFF |
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leave it to you etrain....omg to funny and I hope you kicked his arce...the one that shut the garage.......grrrrr |
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Suck out the poison
Kinda hard to get at my own breast.
Probably maple syrup in that sucker
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ouch, i can say that hurts. i actually burned myself on my breasts when my daughter was a baby. i was warmimg her milk and i wasent paying any attention and i let it get to hot and the bottle exploded
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How about getting boyfriend to apply baby lotion?
Slooooooooooooooowly. |
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Suck out the poison
Kinda hard to get at my own breast.
Probably maple syrup in that sucker
Oh did you not know? We Canadians do not have blood. We have maple syrup running through our veins. 
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This is just an old wives tale my mom used on us kids when we were little, she used mustard it helped to clear up the black and blue and helped to bruise to heal. I don't know how it worked but it did. I hope this will help. Good luck on the OUCH.
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How about getting boyfriend to apply baby lotion? Slooooooooooooooowly. OK, where is boyfriend coming from? |
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The ice will keep it from swelling, but won't get the bruise...the best thing and it hurts is to massage the area...(I know I just opened you up to alot of comments here) but if you do that the blood will dispurse quicker.
The meat on the eye is only for the cold...it's a wives tale. |
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I was over at a friends house yesterday sitting in the back yard by her garage It has a door at both ends. I am sitting there waiting for her ti finish what it was she was doing, my head tilted back, sunglasses on eyes closed and my music from my iPod blaring from my the ear buds in my ears. And her son (same age as me roughly) was not paying attention to what he was doing (as I had no idea he was even there), closed the garage door. The corner of the freaking door smacked me HARD in my left breast. What started off as a decent sized bruised in now taking over half of my breast.
It hurts!
Is there any way to make a bruise heal faster? OK I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY!!! but my nuknuk (granny) Always used to put viniger and used tea bags on our bruises... and it was better the next mornin. I would take an old bra place a USED teabag and a paper towel with vin on it. place it on your breast and you should feel better by tomorrow. Sorry I have no other remedies. Its an old Indian thing, but WORKS! SMELLS BAD BUT YOU CAN WASH IT OFF
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The ice will keep it from swelling, but won't get the bruise...the best thing and it hurts is to massage the area...(I know I just opened you up to alot of comments here) but if you do that the blood will dispurse quicker. The meat on the eye is only for the cold...it's a wives tale. Oh sure, NOW you are going to have the men's imaginations going wild.
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