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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 108 | |
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Does he name each of his pets 'fluffy'
...and feed them special diets? |
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Does he name each of his pets 'fluffy' ...and feed them special diets? 
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dear diary......I wish I had a fly swatter........all these flies are driving me crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!!!
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its like.........they are attracted to me.........and I DONT KNOW WHY!!!
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IM GOING TO BASH FLIES WITH MY HAND LOTION!!!!
and Im going to feel good about it~~!! 
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take a bath !!!!!!!
 and get that chit off your head !!!!!!!! |
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Does he name each of his pets 'fluffy' ...and feed them special diets? OMFG!!! With jalepeno flavoring, so that they run and fart smoke and leave a vapor trail???? 
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gypsy that pic is givin me dry heaves.!!!!!!
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Its really chocolate......why??? what did you think it was???
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ok I just bashed my puter screen 12 times with the hand lotion and its tooooooooooooooo fast!!!
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Its really chocolate......why??? what did you think it was???
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Special of The Day! Kirk's new and improved "Splatter Batter"!!!
On sale now, for pet owners everywhere! (Not recommended for persons under the age of eighteen, or for use as a human diurhettic. If irritation and nausea persist, consult your personal physician for antidotes and kaopectate. Treatment plans not to exceed five steps. Prohibited by law for use in gatherings of hippos, elephants, and other animals with large gastrointestinal capacities.) |
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Its really chocolate......why??? what did you think it was??? 
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If I told you sh*t applied on the face would erase wrinkles would you put it on your face?????
Well???? Would ya???
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Its really chocolate......why??? what did you think it was??? PARDON ??????? you're BI ???.... Hello world |
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Thu 09/04/08 10:26 AM
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If I told you sh*t applied on the face would erase wrinkles would you put it on your face????? Well???? Would ya??? 
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Thu 09/04/08 10:27 AM
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aye havent been bi all day.........but ayeeeee didnt build da boat either!!!
its a sh*tty day in the neighbourhood..aaaaaaa sh*tty day in the neighbourhood.....oh wont cha be my neighbour!!! 
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Later!!
Y'all have an outstanding day!! Gotta run. 
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see ya scoundrel!!! and have a sh*tty day!!!
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 <----day 3 face!
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