YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
By George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George
Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid-level governmental functionary be they Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a
smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or vi ctimized,
and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in
English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when
and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever
canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or
arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any
witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut
up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to
>where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend
Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always
part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that
one?


I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if
you're running from them . . .

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're
breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers
license. I think it's good . . . And I'm proud that "God" is written
on
my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I
don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation
in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to
sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their
cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a c! hild, it
takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices . . . Again?

I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.


I believe the American flag should be the only one all! owed in
AMERICA!

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone
you know.
We want our country back!


WE NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

That was good Marylin, but are you sure that was
GC? Last time I heard he was an athiest.

Just posting what was in print ,maybe he was born again

I have to say, I agree with about 95% of it! I am sorry, but if we are
america, "land of the free" then yes you do have a right to fly whatever
flag you want (as long as it does not promote violence, like the flag of
the third Reichte <go back to school if you do not know what the third
reichte ws>, and is one of peace or remembrance <like the P.O.W. flag>),
and you have the right to celebrate your heritage. however the right to
celebrate your heritage does NOT include a monthly Nation Wide
achnowlegment; the monthly "awareness", such as black history and womens
history, is not used to teach any more, so much as it is used to
complain and say that you are oppressed when generally speaking you are
not. yes there are some cases of discrimination going on, and we need
to irradicate those as they appear. But celebrating for a month long
one particular heritage only causes trouble any more.
I wish I had heard The Great Bill Cosby, or The Great Chris Rock when
they have made specific speaches. Mr. Cosby, once made a statement to
the effect that the black thugs and criminals need to stop trying to
ride on the backs of those fellow black Americans who ARE good citizens;
who ARE law-abiding, adn show a good image. Chris Rock has made similar
statements. I wish I could quote them properly because I have done a
very great injustice to their speaches, but I am sure if you are
interested you can locate them. i will try and do so later. But
basically what they said is that it does not matter what color you are,
or what race, or what creed; if you are lowlife scum, then you are
lowlife scum. And if you are a law-abiding citizen then you are an
American.
I am sorry if that sounds jumbled. I am trying not to use a certain
specific word until I CAN verify that they actually said it. I am sure
they did, but I want the verification first.

Thank You Marily,
Amen to your whole story,I wish America would get off its sorry ass and
qute letting people from other countrys take Our America from us .Didn't
we taire down a wall some were a frew years back now they want to bild
one around america.Something just an't right with us .

I love it, thanks Marilyn for sharing that!