Topic: happy monday!!!!!
awolf1010's photo
Mon 09/01/08 07:10 AM
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you
are going to help me preach.

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that
comes to your mind".

The pastor shouted out "CROSS".

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD
RUGGED CROSS".

The pastor hollered out "GRACE". The congregation began to sing "AMAZING
GRACE, how sweet the sound".

The pastor said "POWER". The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN
THE BLOOD".

The Pastor said "SEX". The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at
each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little
old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS
MEMORIES".



Mayhem_J's photo
Mon 09/01/08 07:11 AM
And what are we generally discussing here?

awolf1010's photo
Mon 09/01/08 07:46 AM

And what are we generally discussing here?
yeah I seen I had made a mistake ....
But then i knew the only one that would complain about it is you soooo!!!!ohwell

LightVoice's photo
Mon 09/01/08 07:48 AM
*giggles* teeeheeheee laugh laugh

somewhatshy2's photo
Mon 09/01/08 07:48 AM
well, we could discuss "precious memories" bigsmile

Mayhem_J's photo
Mon 09/01/08 07:54 AM


And what are we generally discussing here?
yeah I seen I had made a mistake ....
But then i knew the only one that would complain about it is you soooo!!!!ohwell


Lol...i wasnt complaining. i was just confused. And i'm glad out of all these people that u somehow thought of me.

broncosrock's photo
Mon 09/01/08 08:16 AM
laugh Bet by that age she had lots of precious memories! Good one!drinker