Child Birth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.



When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.




"May I see the new baby?" I asked




"Not yet," She said. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."




Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"




"No, not yet," She said.




After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "'May I see the baby now?"




"No, not yet," replied my friend.




Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"




"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.




"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"




"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?"