TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A
DAY...

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may
seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny
as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which
occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member
which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

Hey now Im a man and I can hit the bowl consistently ;) :P

damn, did your girl do that to ya bro?

The one time he misses the bowl!

LMAO