An 80 year old was married for the fourth time, to a mortician. A
reporter thought this was fascinating, and interviewed her for a public
interest column. When asked about her marriages, the woman described
her
various husbands.
When she was 20, she said, she married a banker, but he died later of
an
unexpected illness. Then she married again at 40--this time to the
ring
master of a 3 ring circus. They travelled together for many years,
until
he too became ill and passed away. Then at 60, the woman married a
pastor
and finally the moritican. The reporter asked her if she had picked
these
men with random occupations or if she had a system which she used to
choose her men.

She had one for the money.....
Two for the show.......
Three to get ready.....
and four to go