I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich.
I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that
said "buy one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she
said, so
I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I
walked
out the door. They walk among us and many work retail.
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A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his
old fridge, he
put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
home. You want it,
you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice
at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal.
It looked too
good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
The next day
someone stole it. They walk among us.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
said, Where?"
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction
was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained
that the sun
rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said,
"Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff." They walk among us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call
from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said,
"Uh, Pacific." They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving." They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,"Wouldn't the chain
rip
out every time she turned her head?"
I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
no matter which way the head is turned. They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
plane arrived yet?" They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!

lmao

I had to use the computer to make signs at work once, boss told me it
was broken so I had to hand write the rest of the signs like she did.
Figured Id turn it on and see what the problem was... that was the
problem it had been turned off

thats great way to funny fell out of my chair

some people! lol