I KNOW WITH ALL THE ROCK BANDS IN SACRAMENTO, INCLUDING MINE, THAT THERE ARE SOME FINE AZZ, R0CKER DUDES IN THIS TOWN...LOOKIN FOR A ROCKER CHICK LIKE ME....STAND UP, I CANT SEE YOU ...AND LETS.....








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~Roberta~

Your so cool

You must be going crazy with all those bananas my furry friend.

all the rocker dudes moved to L.A., where the REAL music action is.

Im from W Hollywood....tell me about it!!!

THREE FUZUCKIN HOURS THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HERE, AND NOT ONE REPLY FROM A FINE ASS ROCKER DUDE ...DAMNIT!!! IM MOVING TO...OH CHIT...WHO AM I KIDDING...MY AZZ AINT GOING NOWHERE!!!

7 FUZUCKIN HOURS AND NO ROCKER DUDES!!!! THIS JUST CANT BE!!! MAYBE I SHOULD QUIT ROCK N ROLL, AND FORM A POLKA BAND, AND LOOK FOR POLKA DUDES!!!
GEEZ...MY TOMBSTONE WILL READ..."SHE PLAYED THE TOO FAT POLKA" ...AND IT FRIGGEN KILLED HER!!!!

luv2roknroll<<<<singing loudly....

...."SHES TOO FAT FOR ME, TOO FAT, TOO FAT, SHES TOO FAT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

Please someone...kill me now!!!!

11 HOURS ...IM WEARING DOWN....

"OH WHERE, OH WHERE, HAVE MY ROCKER BABES GONE, OH WHERE, OH WHERE, CAN THEY BE ...WITH THEIR SKIN TIGHT JEANS, AND THEIR HAIR, SO LONG ....OH WHERE, OH WHERE, CAN THEY BE".

luv2roknroll<<<<<<<says with no enthusiasum at all.....

woo hoo its been 16 hours and no rocker babes..not even one...in fact im owning this thread...im all alone on it, just like in life...man, this so sucks....I cant believe it...I could totally be naked here, and no one would even notice me...geez, I was gonna get my guitar and do a kick-ass solo right here, for all the fine azz rocker babes....but there aint one dude here, not even an ugly azz rocker babe...not one...

forget my blazing solo...im playin the blues in "C".

I feel so lonely, you know, I feel so blue,
if you were me, you'de be feelin it too,
there aint no rocker babes, with pretty long hair,
no skin tight jeans,no no, not even one pair
I feel so lonely, I feel so blue,
if you were me, you'de be feeling it too.

HEY DID ANYBODY NOTICE I WAS PLAYEN THE BLUES NAKED THERE....damn...didnt think so.

Your a nut, a koooooooooool one, but a nut no less.

Look fine ass chicks...now wheres the dudes?

yeaa!!!!!!!!!!! lets ****en party!!!!!!!!! lets get piss drunk and raise some hell

i used to be a rocker dude. now i've sorta turned into a blues dude. sorta.

i'm a rocker i like bands like slipknot and all the way back to ac/dc.but i do like punk bands like the misfits stuff like that.i dig a few goth bands like him and the 69 eyes

I have a rubber butt,and everytime I turn aroung it goes..putt, putt!!

OK,SO ALMOST A FULL 24 HOURS LATER...AND IVE GOT A SORTA ROCKER DUDE, AND A BLUES DUDE!!! WTF? ..SO MUCH FOR MY BIG ROCKER DUDE RALLY HERE ...FUZUCK IT! ..ALRIGHT YOU TWO, COME ON LETS PARTY!!!!

AND HEY,SINCE NEITHER ONE OF YOU HAS LONG HAIR, COULD YOU JUST HUMOR ME ALITTLE,AND PUT ON YOUR TIGHTEST PAIR OF JEANS ..IT REALLY WOULD MEAN SOOOOO MUCH!

AWWWWWW ...THANKS GUYS ...YOU REALLY DO ROCK AFTERALL!!!

i save the tight jeans for the "special" dates.

luv2roknroll<<<singing the Pretenders..."Im special,so special, ive got to have some of your attenion...give it to me".