The Wylie American Liberal

Species: Democraticus Nobrainus

Origin: When God was creating man, he stopped the assembly line for a
lunch break. There were fully assembled bodies but their brains were
not installed. While God was eating lunch, some of these bodies
wandered away without their brains. These are known today as Liberals.

Habitat: This attractive extremely social animal can be found anywhere,
but largest populations are in large urban areas and college campuses
but because of the need for constant reinforcement from its peers it
tends to avoid rural area because of a lack of its own kind. This
species tends to live in high rise nests but also builds individual
nests in large clusters called ‘burbs. Nest’s usually decorated in
“shabby chic” style to show solidarity with the actual poor but usually
have a “beemer” parked in the driveway. Will congregate in large flocks
at any location where the government is rumored to be giving something
away free.

Diet: Extremely fond of vegetables, ethnic food and cooked insects such
as Escargot. Additionally, they have an affinity for the fermented
grape juice, the older the better especially if it has a vintage date
they can brag about. They can’t get enough of imported junk, Starbucks
Coffee or anything that comes from France.

Distress Call: Bushlied, Bushlied Bushlied. This call not only denotes
the distress of the species, it also attract other liberals in the area
to rally around the distressed animal to defend it from logic.

Mating Call: Hi, I like Hillary. Variations, I like Obamma, I hate
Bush.

Mating Habits: Once this species has whipped itself into a frenzy by
chanting the mating call it will mate with anything including members of
the same sex, barnyard animals and a woodpile if there happens to be a
snake in it. Also fond of trying to screw the rich but this is not a
mating habit, it is a political mantra. Most politicians of this
species spend most of their time “spanking their monkey” rather than
trying to do something good for the country.

General Info: This species could almost be tolerated if it were not for
the fact that all of species suffers from a medical malady known as
“Selective Amnesia” which allows them to conveniently forget any
historical fact that does not support their argument. There is rumored
to have been an avian type of this species but since it had two left
wings and thus could only fly in circles. Being unable to migrate to a
warmer climate it perished in the last ice age.

I don't need a brain to realize you are a sad,ignorant old man.

All nations are judged by the treatment of their poorest most helpless
people. What person believes that the poor will be better off by giving
more money to the richest most selfish part of our nation? I think that
is straight forward , don't you? by the way, I don't own a beemer, what
do you drive garden?

hey, when I spank the monkey, he bites.

Justadamokey:

You're right you don't need a brain you seem to be doing ok without one.
At least you admit it. But why is it that when liberals can't think of
an intelligent retort, they resort to personal attacks. Obviously my bit
of humor hit too close to the mark for you. If you have the IQ,
immagination and the vocabulary I am sure that you could write something
similar about us conservaties.

parttime: I drive a 94 Ford Ranger pickup and a 2000 Buick. Buy
American.

That was pretty funny.

was that supposed to be funny