Topic: I heard that Michelle Obama made...
Marley's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:18 AM
...a comment on Oprah's talk show that she quit wearing pantyhose because they hurt. Can pantyhose hurt a person? Have you or someone that you know ever been hurt by a pair of pantyhose?

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Thu 08/28/08 07:19 AM
Maybe you should wear some and find out for yourself?

adirtygirl's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:19 AM
yes when i was strangling my ex husband with a pair i found in his car that were not mine he said it hurt......


did i go to far!!!!!!laugh laugh laugh

RKISIT's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:19 AM
yeah when i was robbing a bank i had some pulled over my head and it actually was pulling my hair and eyebrows laugh laugh drinker drinker

ahuhalicious's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:20 AM
they hurt me once she didnt tell me she was wearing them laugh drinks :banana:

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Thu 08/28/08 07:20 AM
i've heard that pantyhose can actually prevent things like chafing. in fact, william shatner and leonard nimoy are confessed users of panty hose under their costumes when they did the TOS version of "Star Trek".

so now you know why spock did the finger thing when he said 'live long and prosper'.

Marley's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:23 AM

Maybe you should wear some and find out for yourself?


Ah...yeah, sure. They come with three legs?

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Thu 08/28/08 07:23 AM
don't believe this liberal mouth piece

RedHen's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:26 AM
Funny you should ask! Yes. Pantyhose DO hurt. Once, I wore a pair that were supposed to be "tummy control." I knew the top portion would be a little on the tight-ish side, in order to "control" the tummy. But I never expected this! Next to waterboarding on the torture scale! At the end of the day, they were more like "mind control" pantyhose, because getting them off was the absolute only thing I could think about.

I wore them to a funeral, and the tears I shed that day were definitely not all about the deceased!

Also, if you are wearing pantyhose and your get a little hole down by the toe, as the day wears on, your toe can start to poke through. By the time you get home at night, your toe is in danger of turning gangrenous from lack of circulation!

I would say "Down with Pantyhose," but that might be considered an inappropriate posting. But I believe you can gather my feelings. Oh, and I am a total Obamazon!

Marley's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:28 AM

Funny you should ask! Yes. Pantyhose DO hurt. Once, I wore a pair that were supposed to be "tummy control." I knew the top portion would be a little on the tight-ish side, in order to "control" the tummy. But I never expected this! Next to waterboarding on the torture scale! At the end of the day, they were more like "mind control" pantyhose, because getting them off was the absolute only thing I could think about.

I wore them to a funeral, and the tears I shed that day were definitely not all about the deceased!

Also, if you are wearing pantyhose and your get a little hole down by the toe, as the day wears on, your toe can start to poke through. By the time you get home at night, your toe is in danger of turning gangrenous from lack of circulation!

I would say "Down with Pantyhose," but that might be considered an inappropriate posting. But I believe you can gather my feelings. Oh, and I am a total Obamazon!


I, myself, have often said down with your pantyhose.:wink:

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Thu 08/28/08 07:34 AM

yes when i was strangling my ex husband with a pair i found in his car that were not mine he said it hurt......


did i go to far!!!!!!laugh laugh laugh

Wait, those were mine!flowerforyou

Ruth34611's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:36 AM
Yes. I never wear the wretched things.

RoamingOrator's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:40 AM
Attention K-Mart Shoppers now in ladies lingere all women's pantyhose are half off.


You can actually hear all the men running that way can't you?

RedHen's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:42 AM
Tubular garments in general should be eschewed.

RedHen's photo
Thu 08/28/08 07:50 AM
Actually, what pantyhose can prevent are things like lovemaking. I'm not taling about their physical properties, but their aesthetic ones. What a mood killer!

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Thu 08/28/08 08:00 AM
actually, thigh-high stockings on a girl can look quite good, especially when she's wearing some stiletto heels with them. but pantyhose just plain sucks.