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Topic: See why I am Da President
catwoman96 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 5848	Wed 08/27/08 01:12 AM
wtf. where is this thread?? im gonna wake up being called a durn rascist wheres the dragon at?? im laughing tooo loud!!!

catwoman96 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 5848	Wed 08/27/08 01:15 AM
Well! That sounds like a HOOT! ooo yes mr president.. i am so talented durn don ttell me you need a new organ?? some sorta implant.. that viagra aint workin, lol c'mon over here this lady needin a kidney..she will wait in line.. come a lil closer I'll come closer to you anytime, BABY! Fix this problem for me...I'll make it worth your while.... oooo. just c'mon and smear my pretty red lipstick!!

jlang0123 Joined Tue 07/08/08 Posts: 48	Wed 08/27/08 01:22 AM
hello all.

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Wed 08/27/08 01:27 AM
hello all. Larry Craigs office is down the hall to the right, he is looking for interns

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Wed 08/27/08 01:28 AM
Well! That sounds like a HOOT! ooo yes mr president.. i am so talented durn don ttell me you need a new organ?? some sorta implant.. that viagra aint workin, lol c'mon over here this lady needin a kidney..she will wait in line.. come a lil closer I'll come closer to you anytime, BABY! Fix this problem for me...I'll make it worth your while.... oooo. just c'mon and smear my pretty red lipstick!! I'll smear it good, baby!

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Wed 08/27/08 01:29 AM
Well! That sounds like a HOOT! ooo yes mr president.. i am so talented durn don ttell me you need a new organ?? some sorta implant.. that viagra aint workin, lol c'mon over here this lady needin a kidney..she will wait in line.. come a lil closer I'll come closer to you anytime, BABY! Fix this problem for me...I'll make it worth your while.... oooo. just c'mon and smear my pretty red lipstick!! I'll smear it good, baby! You should be ashamed of yourself, you were the president of the United States of America... Talking that way to a girl 1 tenth your age

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Wed 08/27/08 01:35 AM
Well! That sounds like a HOOT! ooo yes mr president.. i am so talented durn don ttell me you need a new organ?? some sorta implant.. that viagra aint workin, lol c'mon over here this lady needin a kidney..she will wait in line.. come a lil closer I'll come closer to you anytime, BABY! Fix this problem for me...I'll make it worth your while.... oooo. just c'mon and smear my pretty red lipstick!! I'll smear it good, baby! You should be ashamed of yourself, you were the president of the United States of America... Talking that way to a girl 1 tenth your age WELL! This is coming from a man, who was also the President of the United States of America, and boinked, chased, flirted, spanked, splooged, popped, grabbed, felt, rubbed, smoked, licked, laid, and ran off everything that wore a skirt in the White House. It's not improper for a President to have a little fun, is it? You certainly did!

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Wed 08/27/08 01:51 AM
Well! That sounds like a HOOT! ooo yes mr president.. i am so talented durn don ttell me you need a new organ?? some sorta implant.. that viagra aint workin, lol c'mon over here this lady needin a kidney..she will wait in line.. come a lil closer I'll come closer to you anytime, BABY! Fix this problem for me...I'll make it worth your while.... oooo. just c'mon and smear my pretty red lipstick!! I'll smear it good, baby! You should be ashamed of yourself, you were the president of the United States of America... Talking that way to a girl 1 tenth your age WELL! This is coming from a man, who was also the President of the United States of America, and boinked, chased, flirted, spanked, splooged, popped, grabbed, felt, rubbed, smoked, licked, laid, and ran off everything that wore a skirt in the White House. It's not improper for a President to have a little fun, is it? You certainly did! I had to make the Great sacifices for our nation

catwoman96 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 5848	Wed 08/27/08 01:51 AM
mister..oooo mister carter.. i was born in '78.. i swear im legal!!!!

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Wed 08/27/08 02:25 AM
mister..oooo mister carter.. i was born in '78.. i swear im legal!!!! Works for me, let's go.....!

Juan_motime Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 100	Wed 08/27/08 02:55 AM
Yanno, this is not really what we had in mind

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Wed 08/27/08 02:58 AM
Yanno, this is not really what we had in mind It is Jimmy's Fault, the country went to hell because of him, it is all his fault

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Wed 08/27/08 03:00 AM
Yanno, this is not really what we had in mind It is Jimmy's Fault, the country went to hell because of him, it is all his fault Durn Skippy, Slick! And I'm proud of it!

Juan_motime Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 100	Wed 08/27/08 03:03 AM
Peanuts?!? what happened to cotton and tobacco? what kind of a plantation owner grows peanuts? That damn Lincoln screwed everything up

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Wed 08/27/08 03:06 AM
Peanuts?!? what happened to cotton and tobacco? what kind of a plantation owner grows peanuts? That damn Lincoln screwed everything up The Democratic party tried to stop him

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Wed 08/27/08 03:07 AM
Peanuts?!? what happened to cotton and tobacco? what kind of a plantation owner grows peanuts? That damn Lincoln screwed everything up The Democratic party tried to stop him Yep, Slick's right, they did, but it didn't work...too many carpetbaggers....

Juan_motime Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 100	Wed 08/27/08 03:10 AM Edited by Juan_motime on Wed 08/27/08 03:11 AM
Stoopid newbie parties. ahhhh for the good old days. We had real parties then. Nobody threw a party like the Whigs These Democrats and Republicans have just made such a mess of things

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Wed 08/27/08 03:12 AM
Stoopid newbie parties. ahhhh for the good old days. We had real parties then. Nobody threw a party like the Whigs These Democrats and Republicans have just made such a mess of things Yes George, they have. It seems that after Lincoln it went all downhill....

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Wed 08/27/08 03:14 AM
Stoopid newbie parties. ahhhh for the good old days. We had real parties then. Nobody threw a party like the Whigs These Democrats and Republicans have just made such a mess of things And it Crashed when Jimmy Carter got to be President with iranian standoff

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Wed 08/27/08 03:17 AM
Stoopid newbie parties. ahhhh for the good old days. We had real parties then. Nobody threw a party like the Whigs These Democrats and Republicans have just made such a mess of things And it Crashed when Jimmy Carter got to be President with iranian standoff Ya got that right, Slick! All I had to do was send in the military and take over Iran. It would have been a VERY good World War III preventative measure, don'tcha think?