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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 107 | |
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Lets not forget the "Soooooo.....what do you like to do for fun??" "What are your hobbies?"  
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Black forrest cake......whip cream icing.......my plan is to let everyone have a piece.....of course they will say....."No thanks".....I will then say......."Would you like me to take this cake home with me???"    Can I take you home with me instead of the cake?   Any type you want. 
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i will tell you very little about me.....but i want to hear all about you.....Do you have abandonment issues? no....good , we can proceed with the date somebody wants to meet me for "coffee" today but HE wants ME to phone HIM ......I donno ........prolly wants ME to drive all the way to Naniamo to ......I donno........ theres four fishies trollin round after my hook right now but I donno bout any of them......  <<-bottom lip is out ewwwwwwwww dry dating.......ohhhhhhhh but I guess we have to do it.....lets practice..."Hello stranger!!! I dont know you from adam!!! Ummmmmm tell me about yourself in 30 sentences or less"
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NEXT!
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Black forrest cake......whip cream icing.......my plan is to let everyone have a piece.....of course they will say....."No thanks".....I will then say......."Would you like me to take this cake home with me???" Can I take you home with me instead of the cake? Any type you want. 
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dd,
i truly think i would perfectly happy with a fukc buddy instead of a lifelong mate |
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I prefer if they just line up........police lineup????
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who is with me????
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dd, i truly think i would perfectly happy with a fukc buddy instead of a lifelong mate
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I just have to go outside.........
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OH
OK! dd, i truly think i would perfectly happy with a fukc buddy instead of a lifelong mate |
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Black forrest cake......whip cream icing.......my plan is to let everyone have a piece.....of course they will say....."No thanks".....I will then say......."Would you like me to take this cake home with me???" Can I take you home with me instead of the cake? Any type you want. Which do you prefer 1/2,3/8 or 3/16 carats? |
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dear diary......I think my butt is permanently attached to my pc chair......can my date bring his chair???
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what's on that hook? somebody wants to meet me for "coffee" today but HE wants ME to phone HIM ......I donno ........prolly wants ME to drive all the way to Naniamo to ......I donno........ theres four fishies trollin round after my hook right now but I donno bout any of them...... <<-bottom lip is out on the hook.......... or candiddates today are......... Mr...oh I miss you , met him not long after my EX left ...known him for a few years now......I'm thinkin he just wants in my tu-tu an another fella I have known jeez almost 20 years dont know him to well ran into him at the grocery store a year or so ago an he asked for my number we talked a few times he moved I guess for a bit , ran into him at the gas station a few days ago , ran into him again two days later he asked for my number , he's called a few times , he was supposed to call yesterday but didnt (he has a few issues)hmmmm....  Mr candidate number three X-ray technition lives over in the next neighborhood met on plenty of fish he's called a couple of times an wants to meet sometime an candidate Mr Four nother from POF , wants me to call him , prolly just wants in my tu-tu ...three outta four prolly just want in my tu-tu an the other one fears relationships I think...... sooooooooooooooooooo with out knowing any of them I have come to the conclusion they ALL just want in my tu-tu but I want it to turn into a relationchit..........bla bla bla......   an at home she sits...
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I take it ddn doesnt like my answer.......
and I will take all diamonds....its not really the size but the clarity anyways
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what's on that hook? somebody wants to meet me for "coffee" today but HE wants ME to phone HIM ......I donno ........prolly wants ME to drive all the way to Naniamo to ......I donno........ theres four fishies trollin round after my hook right now but I donno bout any of them...... <<-bottom lip is out on the hook.......... or candiddates today are......... Mr...oh I miss you , met him not long after my EX left ...known him for a few years now......I'm thinkin he just wants in my tu-tu an another fella I have known jeez almost 20 years dont know him to well ran into him at the grocery store a year or so ago an he asked for my number we talked a few times he moved I guess for a bit , ran into him at the gas station a few days ago , ran into him again two days later he asked for my number , he's called a few times , he was supposed to call yesterday but didnt (he has a few issues)hmmmm.... Mr candidate number three X-ray technition lives over in the next neighborhood met on plenty of fish he's called a couple of times an wants to meet sometime an candidate Mr Four nother from POF , wants me to call him , prolly just wants in my tu-tu ...three outta four prolly just want in my tu-tu an the other one fears relationships I think...... sooooooooooooooooooo with out knowing any of them I have come to the conclusion they ALL just want in my tu-tu but I want it to turn into a relationchit..........bla bla bla...... an at home she sits... I like your tu-tu |
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Hmmmmmmmm they all want in our tu tus........but then again.......
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I take it ddn doesnt like my answer....... and I will take all diamonds....its not really the size but the clarity anyways Then you want the 3/16. It's nearly perfect. |
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in your tu tu.....i imagine that is a nice place
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I take it ddn doesnt like my answer....... and I will take all diamonds....its not really the size but the clarity anyways Then you want the 3/16. It's nearly perfect.
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