Welcome, have fun.....

Tip#1-WARNING: IF you are here lookin' to get MARRIED....

I've only seen Six worth even worth thinkin' bout marryin'....

One "Blocked" and "De-activated" her Account when I told her I was flat-broke (She said SHE was a Filthy-Rich Cougar)..;

Two don't have their Natural teeth (Got their own Store-boughts, refuse to wear them unless I'll take them out for a Steak-Supper);

Four don't even have their own car;
Two want to quit having to work, sit on their A**'s 16 hours a day 7 days a week, (Pervin' half-dressed men on JSH/Mingle2, hopin' nex' time they'll have ALL their clothes off);


Only one wants me, "4-tru'->" and, is willing to RE-LOCATE, I "just need to send her enough money" (NO Ticket, just M-O-N-E-Y!!) to get her here from Jamaica (pronounced /'d??'me?k?/).

Hmmmmm....... Now who were the two won't wear their teeth...


Can somebody help me here with their screen-names?

Puleeeeeeze.. This is gettin' SERIOUS now....

Welcome, Have fun!!!





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[*His Official Seal*]

<by: His Royal Majesty... King Clark, Consort to Her Royal Highness 'The Queen of Ugly'...>

****"Fighting Windmills - One at a time"****

STop telling people the Queen wears dentures. That is only for you to know and enjoy.