Topic: Boobie Bowl 09-Pole Dancers and Beer Brawls | |
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I've been many times. The shoes can be awesome.... especially those that light up. But the perfume? Nasty. You do know that the girls like the girls better, most often.... for a variety of reasons. I've had quite a few propositions in my day. The last time I went was over a year ago, a guy I was dating had never been to one. So I bought him his first lap dance.... The dancers in California smell good. And, yes, they like the girls better. I didn't have to pay for my lap dance. Yep, me neither. I had one take me and my date out to breakfast. She reached over, at the end of the (morning?), and pinched my nipple.... saying she got off early on Tuesdays... Very interesting night, years ago. |
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Went to a redneck joint, to remain nameless, with a co-worker. Some young lass thought he was nice and hopped on his lap. After about 20 minutes of small talk and whispering in his ear they realized they were cousins. True Story. Was she missing any teeth?? I think I know her. |
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Was she missing any teeth?? I think I know her. about spit my energy drink out |
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I used to go to those places but I dont anymore. I like private shows much better.
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Went to a redneck joint, to remain nameless, with a co-worker. Some young lass thought he was nice and hopped on his lap. After about 20 minutes of small talk and whispering in his ear they realized they were cousins. True Story. Was she missing any teeth?? I think I know her. No but she was pregnant. |
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Was she missing any teeth?? I think I know her. about spit my energy drink out like the fountain of youth.....streamin' through the gaps |
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Went to a redneck joint, to remain nameless, with a co-worker. Some young lass thought he was nice and hopped on his lap. After about 20 minutes of small talk and whispering in his ear they realized they were cousins. True Story. Was she missing any teeth?? I think I know her. No but she was pregnant. was? |
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Went to a redneck joint, to remain nameless, with a co-worker. Some young lass thought he was nice and hopped on his lap. After about 20 minutes of small talk and whispering in his ear they realized they were cousins. True Story. Was she missing any teeth?? I think I know her. No but she was pregnant. Yep that was her. Next time, tell her I said HI |
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are they all related?
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Yuk.
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I went years ago for a friends bachlorette party, damn, it was "raining men and women" that night
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Edited by
IamMewhoRU
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Mon 08/25/08 11:30 AM
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Hell yeah....Wooo Hoooo
You get a $5 tip fer that one |
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I took to the stage and spun around the pole for 10 bucks my friend offered up ,during my obliviation, it was short lived.
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I took to the stage and spun around the pole for 10 bucks my friend offered up ,during my obliviation, it was short lived. I wish I could've seen that... Chuckaliscious.... |
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NEVER try to have a relationship with a(professional)stripper. It wont work. I used to hang around those girls and most of them got serious problems and live a very chaotic lifestyle.
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wish you woulda told me that before I married the whore
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I never been in the VIP in a strip club,
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he's telling the truth too
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serieslly, that is the truth,
i gotta put that on the bucket list, well at least at not a strip, club around here, take all the dancers to get a full set of teeth, |
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