Topic: WANTED: ALIVE AND LOVING
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Mon 08/25/08 08:08 AM
WELL I AM BACK IN BALTIMORE (FOR THE TIME BEING ANYWAY) I AM CURRENTLY TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR A POSSIBLE LIFE PARTNER. I DON'T DO THE BAR SCENE VERY WELL, SO ACTUALLY GOING OUT TO MEET MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ARE VERY LIMITED. I TRAVEL ALOT, IT WOULD BE NICE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WOULD WANT TO TRAVEL WITH ME. I AM 53 YEARS OLD IN GOOD SHAPE AND ACTUALLY A PRETTY NICE GUY. I HAVE A BUISNESS THAT IS LITERALLY GROWING FASTER THEN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. I HAVE EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT OR NEED EXCEPT THAT SOMEONE TO SHARE IT WITH. I AM DIVORCED 4 YEARS NOW. I HAVE THREE WONDERFUL CHILDREN, (GROWN AND ON THEIR OWN) WHO MEAN THE WORLD TO ME. I LEAD A VERY SIMPLE LIFE AND WOULD LOVE TO COMPLICATE IT WITH THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE. INTERESTED??? COMMENT ON THIS POST I WILL FOLLOW UP.
JIM

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Mon 08/25/08 08:20 AM
Good luck to youbigsmile flowerforyou

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Mon 08/25/08 08:21 AM
Dad im telling mom

bad_girl's photo
Mon 08/25/08 08:31 AM
Welcome and have fun

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Mon 08/25/08 08:36 AM
Damn it Jim! Please turn off the caps lock! In here, we call it YELLING! laugh

No yelling allowed. drinker

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Mon 08/25/08 08:37 AM
Pick Me, Pick Me!!!!:wink:

You should have that written in your profile!!!!

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Mon 08/25/08 08:41 AM
Well Good luck.. man I hope Im not single at 53.. Im having a hard time finding someone now and Im 26 with no kids.. I could imagine then.. laterzzzzzz

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Mon 08/25/08 08:42 AM
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Dad im telling mom

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Mon 08/25/08 08:51 AM

WELL I AM BACK IN BALTIMORE (FOR THE TIME BEING ANYWAY) I AM CURRENTLY TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR A POSSIBLE LIFE PARTNER. I DON'T DO THE BAR SCENE VERY WELL, SO ACTUALLY GOING OUT TO MEET MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ARE VERY LIMITED. I TRAVEL ALOT, IT WOULD BE NICE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WOULD WANT TO TRAVEL WITH ME. I AM 53 YEARS OLD IN GOOD SHAPE AND ACTUALLY A PRETTY NICE GUY. I HAVE A BUISNESS THAT IS LITERALLY GROWING FASTER THEN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. I HAVE EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT OR NEED EXCEPT THAT SOMEONE TO SHARE IT WITH. I AM DIVORCED 4 YEARS NOW. I HAVE THREE WONDERFUL CHILDREN, (GROWN AND ON THEIR OWN) WHO MEAN THE WORLD TO ME. I LEAD A VERY SIMPLE LIFE AND WOULD LOVE TO COMPLICATE IT WITH THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE. INTERESTED??? COMMENT ON THIS POST I WILL FOLLOW UP.
JIM



Well Jim you're going about this all wrong. Here, I'll show you.

Hi ladies I'm currently taking applications for any woman that has high hopes but low expectations. At 46 years old I am a total loser and I don't expect that to change anytime soon. I live in an old trailer but I have recently put new wheels on it (I know I'm showing off now). If you want to hook up just let me know and I'll spring fir your bus ticket to paradise. P.S. If you're expecting me to brush my teeth while you're here please bring an extra toothbrush or at least be willing to share yours.

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Mon 08/25/08 08:55 AM


WELL I AM BACK IN BALTIMORE (FOR THE TIME BEING ANYWAY) I AM CURRENTLY TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR A POSSIBLE LIFE PARTNER. I DON'T DO THE BAR SCENE VERY WELL, SO ACTUALLY GOING OUT TO MEET MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ARE VERY LIMITED. I TRAVEL ALOT, IT WOULD BE NICE TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WOULD WANT TO TRAVEL WITH ME. I AM 53 YEARS OLD IN GOOD SHAPE AND ACTUALLY A PRETTY NICE GUY. I HAVE A BUISNESS THAT IS LITERALLY GROWING FASTER THEN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED. I HAVE EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT OR NEED EXCEPT THAT SOMEONE TO SHARE IT WITH. I AM DIVORCED 4 YEARS NOW. I HAVE THREE WONDERFUL CHILDREN, (GROWN AND ON THEIR OWN) WHO MEAN THE WORLD TO ME. I LEAD A VERY SIMPLE LIFE AND WOULD LOVE TO COMPLICATE IT WITH THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE. INTERESTED??? COMMENT ON THIS POST I WILL FOLLOW UP.
JIM



Well Jim you're going about this all wrong. Here, I'll show you.

Hi ladies I'm currently taking applications for any woman that has high hopes but low expectations. At 46 years old I am a total loser and I don't expect that to change anytime soon. I live in an old trailer but I have recently put new wheels on it (I know I'm showing off now). If you want to hook up just let me know and I'll spring fir your bus ticket to paradise. P.S. If you're expecting me to brush my teeth while you're here please bring an extra toothbrush or at least be willing to share yours.

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Mon 08/25/08 09:12 AM

Dad im telling mom



Oh ****!!! That was so funny I just lost my coffee on my keyboard!!!

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Mon 08/25/08 09:23 AM
Okay, you are going about this the wrong way. What you need to do is this: (as this is not a corkboard at the grocery store or community center)

Look in your search parameters for women you are interested in. Send a personalized mail to the woman in question, and wait for a reply. If you don't hear back, lather, rinse, repeat.

Good luck to you.

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Mon 08/25/08 09:24 AM

Dad im telling mom


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Mon 08/25/08 09:29 AM
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Mon 08/25/08 10:09 AM

Dad im telling mom


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