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So my cell phone is set on vibrate from where I had visited a friend in the hospital Saturday night. Yesterday morning I am standing in my yard sipping on some coffee my phone is in my front pocket. My neighbor Joe comes over and as we are standing there he notices a spider web in the corner of my house. We walk over for a closer look. We are looking at this spider that was huge! My neighbor is standing in front of me and all of a sudden my phone rings (vibrates). I throw my coffee (by now it was just luke warm) all over his back! I was laughing so hard! It gets worse. Later yesterday afternoon I am drinking a beer and I hear several neighbors outside and I go out and to shoot the breeze. Just as I'm taking a drink of beer Joe says to all "well at least yall didn't start off your day smelling like Juan Valdez" in which I blew the beer out of my mouth and you guessed it...I covered Joe! He didn't find it as funny the second time but I am still laughing my ass off. Hi my friends!!!!
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(((((((((((((((((((MBD)))))))))))))))))))))
![]() ![]() ![]() Where have you been hiding! Miss your stories. Always nice to start the day with a laugh at somebody else s expense. ![]() |
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So my cell phone is set on vibrate from where I had visited a friend in the hospital Saturday night. Yesterday morning I am standing in my yard sipping on some coffee my phone is in my front pocket. My neighbor Joe comes over and as we are standing there he notices a spider web in the corner of my house. We walk over for a closer look. We are looking at this spider that was huge! My neighbor is standing in front of me and all of a sudden my phone rings (vibrates). I throw my coffee (by now it was just luke warm) all over his back! I was laughing so hard! It gets worse. Later yesterday afternoon I am drinking a beer and I hear several neighbors outside and I go out and to shoot the breeze. Just as I'm taking a drink of beer Joe says to all "well at least yall didn't start off your day smelling like Juan Valdez" in which I blew the beer out of my mouth and you guessed it...I covered Joe! He didn't find it as funny the second time but I am still laughing my ass off. Hi my friends!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I missed you all as well.
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Dude
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Oh I am so glad you are back. Now I can get my daily morning ROFLMFAO routine back.
![]() ![]() Let's just hope Joe brings an umbrella the next time he sees ya! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Here's to a "Cup of Joe"
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![]() ![]() I think with MBD as a neighbor Joe might playit safe and dress up like the Gorton's Fisherman ![]() ![]() |
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i think if i were Joe,every time i came to your house i would be armed with a fully loaded super soaker...time for some pay back...
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Here's to a "Cup of Joe" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Guess they won't be inviting you to the block party!
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So my cell phone is set on vibrate from where I had visited a friend in the hospital Saturday night. Yesterday morning I am standing in my yard sipping on some coffee my phone is in my front pocket. My neighbor Joe comes over and as we are standing there he notices a spider web in the corner of my house. We walk over for a closer look. We are looking at this spider that was huge! My neighbor is standing in front of me and all of a sudden my phone rings (vibrates). I throw my coffee (by now it was just luke warm) all over his back! I was laughing so hard! It gets worse. Later yesterday afternoon I am drinking a beer and I hear several neighbors outside and I go out and to shoot the breeze. Just as I'm taking a drink of beer Joe says to all "well at least yall didn't start off your day smelling like Juan Valdez" in which I blew the beer out of my mouth and you guessed it...I covered Joe! He didn't find it as funny the second time but I am still laughing my ass off. Hi my friends!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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lmaooooooooooooooo POOR JOE!!!
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mmmm think if my day started like that I hide the rest of the day just to be on the safe side. experience taught me if it starts like that does not get any better just pray tommorrow is
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