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Topic: New dating rule to be strictly adheared to....
Lily0923's photo
Mon 08/25/08 12:20 PM

HI, I'M LEE MILES, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. IT MAY BE, BEING THAT I BOAST THE BIGGEST BACULUM IN THIS BLUE EARTH, THAT I WOULD MACARONICLY MAKE THE MISTAKE OF REMOVING MAGIC FROM MY MIND. MORBIDLY MADE-UP TO EXPOUND THE CONTRARY THIS MISTAKE, I AM A MAGNIFICENT MAGE OF THE RIGHT-HAND PATH, IF YOU PICK UP ON MY PACHYGLOSSAL PAEAN. AS I SERVED THE SORCERERS' SIGHT WITH MY SACCULAR, SEMINIVEROUS SERPIGO OF SCORTATION, I COULDN'T HELP BUT PEER TO THE PRETTY APPRENTICE THAT PRESENTED PREMATURELY HER BULGING AND BEAUTIFUL BUMGUMBLIES, ALMOST ESCAPING THE IMPRISONMENT OF HER UNNECESSARY ARTICLE OF TORSO CLOTHING. MY PALACEOUS, PENIL PUMP PLOPPED FORTH IN A GLORIOUS BLAZE OF BACULIFORM BADNESS. IN AN ANGELIC ASCENSION OF UTTER AWESOME, IT ENTERED HER ABSONANT AZZ IN AN ABJECT AND ABLOW ACTION, HER ABRAIDED EYES GLEAMING WITH THE TEARS OF THE GLORIOUS GLOP THAT IS ZIMMER SLOP. ENDING WITH AN ABTERMINAL ACCELERATION OF ANTICIPATED ANIMOSITY, SHE AND I LET FORTH A RIGOROUS ROAR IN UNISON, HERS A BANSHEE'S BELLOW, AND MINE THE LION'S LOUD LAMPOON. MY CHANCE AS A CHANTER OF WITCHCRAFT WAS CHARRED, BUT MY MIDSECTION'S MIGHTY MISSILE WAS MUCH OBLIGED BY THE MACROBIAN MOMENT OF MANIC MONOGONY. I GUARANTEE IT.




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Mon 08/25/08 12:22 PM


I someone wrongs you, walk away- shut the door- they never existed....why would there be any discussion?


I'm Irish.... I didn't provoke, he's trying to walk back...yet again, after telling him a thousand times to go away...now he's taking the low road and contacting my friends... I don't roll like that... he's toast this time.


you're beautiful....just forget he ever existed and go forward...got your whole life...why waste it with an idiot.Tell your girls to hang up...its that easy

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 08/25/08 12:24 PM

when you treat someone badly, do not under any circumstances email their best friend and ask how they are doing.

Cuz here is what you just opened yourself up for.... I'm gonna play you like a fiddle now, and you're going to cry.

I love vindication.....



you go girl ..

glasses Revenge best served cold .. ie with a COLD :heart:

Lily0923's photo
Mon 08/25/08 12:24 PM


when you treat someone badly, do not under any circumstances email their best friend and ask how they are doing.

Cuz here is what you just opened yourself up for.... I'm gonna play you like a fiddle now, and you're going to cry.

I love vindication.....



you go girl ..

glasses Revenge best served cold .. ie with a COLD :heart:


AMEN sista, AMEN.

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