A bus full of nuns plummets off a cliff. They all die.
The nuns are admitted to heaven through a special gate and
Are expected to make one last confession before they become
Angels.

Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be
absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.

“And so, “ says St. Peter,” have you ever had any contact
with a penis?”

“Well, “ says the first nun in line, “ I did once just touch
the tip of one with the tip of my finger.”

“OK” says St. Peter, “Dip your finger in the holy water and
pass on into heaven.”

The next nun admits that “Well, yes, I did once get carried
away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit.”

“OK” says St. Peter, “Rinse your hand in the holy water and
pass on into heaven.”

Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the
Nuns is trying to cut in front.

“ Well, now, what’s going on here?” says St. Peter.

“Well, your holiness,” says the nun who is trying to improve
her position in line, “ If I’m going to have to gargle that stuff,
I want to do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”