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Topic: favorite flower
Suede Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 121	Mon 03/19/07 03:29 PM
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Jim and his wife listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men: "For instance, gentlemen, can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Jim leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?" The rest of the story is not pleasant.

Thndrghost Joined Wed 01/17/07 Posts: 1217	Mon 03/19/07 03:33 PM
sounds familiar

bright_happy_honest Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 130	Mon 03/19/07 03:35 PM
That is just soooo cute!!

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Mon 03/19/07 03:36 PM
okay so we want to hear the rest of the unpleasant story. what did she do to him........

CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Mon 03/19/07 03:38 PM
Jim's funeral is tomorrow...LMAO

sultreerose Joined Fri 03/16/07 Posts: 3	Mon 03/19/07 03:57 PM
hmmmm........sounds just like a man lol ;)

Suede Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 121	Mon 03/19/07 04:13 PM
Hey Hey Hey!!!! We’re not all like that…some of us prefer Gold Medal flour

Thndrghost Joined Wed 01/17/07 Posts: 1217	Mon 03/19/07 04:38 PM
lmao Suede......you rock!

CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Mon 03/19/07 04:56 PM
The headlines read...."Man accosted by a rolling pin weidling Pillsbury Dough Boy" news at 11:00 on your local channel.

sweetcountrygirl Joined Tue 10/03/06 Posts: 2463	Mon 03/19/07 04:57 PM
Cute, Suede! Really Cute!...

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