Political Correctness ...

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading
America...Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore ...

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE

come on now tiger man arent we all adults here? We all KNOW that
polotics along with poloticians are never, and will never be correct.

Good one!

"OVERLY CAUCASIAN" here lol

Thats Awesome Buddy

This is near perfect humour!

... and if you could confirm that a Kentuckian, Tennessean or West
Virginian 'REPUBLICAN',

not only would it get a perfect score on the Humour scale,

... BUT IT WOULD GO DOWN IN US POLITICAL HISTORY AS THE FIRST EVER
REPUBLICAN TO FINALLY EVOLVE TO THE COMPLEX MENTAL STRUCTURE OF HEALTHY
SELF-CRITICISM!

In the hope that you are a republican, CONGRATULATIONS, AND welcome to
modern civilization!!!