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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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woman who drink bottle of hair tonic have more hair,
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhuasted. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. |
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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
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"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
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"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
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Woman who wipe from back to front, make Pu$$y Willow
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Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
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"Girl who marry detective must kiss d*ck."
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Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
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"Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly."
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"Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring."
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He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
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"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
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Kids in front seat cause accidents; accidents in back seat cause kids.
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Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have sh!tty time
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"He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind."
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