Topic: Rejection lines and what they mean | |
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I think of you like a brother - You remind me of that banjo playing geek in "Deliverence"
There's a slight diference in our age - You're one jurassic geezer I'm not attracked to you in that way - You're the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on My life is to complicated right now - I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear the phone calls from all the other guys I am seeing. I've got a boyfriend - Who is really my male cat and a half of gallon of ben and jerry's I don't date men where I work - Hey dude, I wouldn't even date you if you were from the same solar system much less where I work It's not you, it's me - It's not me, it's you I'm concentrating on my career - Even something as boring as my job is better than you I'm celibate - I've sworn off only the men like you Let's be friends - I want to keep you around so I can tell you about all the other men I am banging... you know the male perspective thing. |
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