Topic: Rejection lines and what they mean
uk1971's photo
Sun 08/17/08 01:51 PM
I think of you like a brother - You remind me of that banjo playing geek in "Deliverence"

There's a slight diference in our age - You're one jurassic geezer

I'm not attracked to you in that way - You're the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on

My life is to complicated right now - I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear the phone calls from all the other guys I am seeing.

I've got a boyfriend - Who is really my male cat and a half of gallon of ben and jerry's

I don't date men where I work - Hey dude, I wouldn't even date you if you were from the same solar system much less where I work

It's not you, it's me - It's not me, it's you

I'm concentrating on my career - Even something as boring as my job is better than you

I'm celibate - I've sworn off only the men like you

Let's be friends - I want to keep you around so I can tell you about all the other men I am banging... you know the male perspective thing.

bigsmile :banana:


musicwoman1970's photo
Sun 08/17/08 01:54 PM
lol

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 08/17/08 02:12 PM
laugh laugh