> A Polish man moved to the UK and married a British girl.
>
> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along
> very well until one day, he rushed into a lawyer's
> office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
>
> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
> circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
>
> Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little
> home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It
> made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does
> either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and
> not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my
> relations still in Poland . Is there any infidelity in your
> marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
> Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is
> your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this
> divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I
> got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She
> buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

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> I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'

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Downright FUNNY

hiya darlin'