A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got an eighteen-year- old wife who's pregnant & delivered a child. "What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is an hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But,one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He
raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.

BAM !!!

The lion drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion."

"Exactly" said the Doctor

Ok, try this one;
I understand that Barrak Obama is taking his campaign to Broadway...Yep, they're calling it "Obamamia"

LMBO...that's funny