A doctor walked into one of his exam rooms and on the table sat a truly beautiful young blonde woman.They exchanged greetings and the doctor asked her to remove her blouse and skirt so he could begin his exam.
The doctor placed his hand on her stomach and began lightly stroking and palpating her abdomen. "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asked, and she replied "Yes, you're checking my appendix".
Encouraged, he began rubbing and kneading her full breasts. As he noticed her breathing become heavier, he asked again, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
She nodded and said "Yes, you're checking my breasts for lumps."
Unable to restraint himself further, the doctor dropped his pants, climbed on top of her and began making passionate love to the young woman. As he neared climax, once more he asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes doctor" the woman panted, "You're checking me for STDs' that's why I came in here."

Served the POS right!!!