1. If you are choking on an ice cube,don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and PRESTO! the blockage will be almost
instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply
using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in the veins.Remember to use a
timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll
be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? smach your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget your toothache.

Have a nice day!

Hello Greyhound,

This was funnnnnny to me....LMAO
OMG!

Hi Queenbee ... how the heck are ya?

Thank u for the smple remedies i will put them to use LOL

hey should start usin the sink!!!!!!!!!!!