Love should come with a disclaimer, providing a laundry list of the painful side effects that may occur!

Although I generally believe that it's worth the "exposure," I think that we ~ as the frequently afflicted ~ should compile ideas for the warning label.

How about....

1. May cause frequent heart palpitations and a large increase in blood flow to certain extremities;

2. While a regular, steady dose may provide feelings of euphoria; an inconsistent dose may cause uncharacteristic feelings of paranoia, dissatisfaction, and depression. This may provoke the user to question whether they will ever "be enough" despite a proven ability to function independently;

3. May cause a severe lapse in judgment. You should not operate large machinery or be trusted to use other fast moving,dangerous...ummmmm...equipment without supervision!

Okay, help me out....I need a second opinion here!

i love it...

can cause temporary insanity

What other symptoms are there, doctor?

Amen to THAT!!

take 2 shots of vodka...followed by some cranberry juice...followed by 2 more shots of vodka

Ahhhh.....the Betty Ford Approach. Clever!

How about:

May result in the loss of clothing and other personal effects (caused by love and the vodka!)

i like that one

lol...indeed!

there is nothing a little vodka and chocolate can't fix, lol

LOL....not all side effects are BAD, Dr. Maxxximus! What have you observed lately?!?!