One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was
going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth and check it out
So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time. When
she returned she told God, yes it is really bad on Earth: 95% bad and 5%
good
Well, he thought for a moment and said maybe I better send down a male
angel; to get both points of view. So God called on a male angel and
sent him down to Earth for a time.
Whe the male angel returned he went to God and told him yes, the Earth
is in decline 95% bad and 5% good.
God said this was not good at all. He decided to E-Mail the 5% that were
good and encourage them a little something to keep them going. Do you
know what God's E-Mail said?
Ohhhh.... "SO,YOU DIDN"T GET ONE EITHER!"

that was cute...

YES, GOD SAID TO PRAY FOR THE 95% WHO WERE BAD.......LOL

Nice to hear you're from the 5%. Pray for me will ya!

GOOD ONE ................GOOD ONE LMAO

Good one, thanks for the laughs

a man had to parachute for the 1st time and he said i've never done this
so a guy next to him say's .."simple just pull this cord..and if it
doesn't work pull this one"oh and we're over india now so if niether
works pray to ala" man say's ok thank you and jump's....pull's the cord
nothing,,,pull's the other ,,still nothing so he pray's please ala
ohhhhhh ala save meeeee!!!! suddenly a hand swoop's down and catches him
he say's "whew thank god "!!!!! another hand over him and
sppppplaaaaattttt !!!!!!!!

Best one I've read today

Big Papa and Greyhouns, WEAK! HAHA Now don't go get pissy, you know how
I am.