Topic: All I ever needed to know...
alexiateigra's photo
Sun 08/10/08 01:51 PM
smokin

I learned this weekend rafting down the river...

When the ship is about to sink, the men jump ship, the ONE woman on the trip stays and fixes it and then lets the men back on.

The men will find the hardest route to venture, the ONE woman will find the easiest and most enjoyable route, when the men decide that the route is too hard, they will then and only then take the enjoyable route.

When it is time to eat, if it's made on the grill the ONE woman is not allowed to touch the grill, if the food is not cooked on the grill the ONE woman is "expected" to cook it.

While watching the Olympics the ONE woman can watch any competition and admire the endourance of any sex, the men only watch the women's sports to see the women in bikinis, then ask, "why aren't their boobs bigger"

While preparing for the trip, the ONE woman thinks "hmmm there's 6 of us how much food should we bring for 3 days" the men think "hmmmm there's 6 of us, how much beer should we bring" Needless to say there was more than enough beer and not quite enough food for 5 grown men and one woman.

While starting a camp fire the men think how can we get the fire started with wet wood, the ONE woman brings the lighter fluid from the cabin and starts the fire in 1/16 of the time it took them to pontificate how it was going to work.

All I ever needed to know about men I learned this weekend on a camping/boating trip...

I can die an enlightened woman now, I figured them out, they can't live without us, the bears would eat them....:banana: :banana: :banana:



Come on everyone, she is just telling a funny story that happen to her. Lighten up. smokin



Lily0923's photo
Sun 08/10/08 01:53 PM



Let me take a wild guess here...None of them are worth dating?


They are all worth dating, for one they are ALOT younger than me, and for two I have fixed 2 of them up with women I know, and I don't take that lightly, I don't fix my friends up with men who won't treat them with respect, and one of them, well...he very well may be worth dating for me...we'll see what time has in store.



Hope that works out for you :smile:


Thanks, he's got one semester for his masters at Purdue for engineering left, if it works it works, if not, no harm...

Lily0923's photo
Sun 08/10/08 01:54 PM
Come on everyone, she is just telling a funny story that happen to her. Lighten up. smokin





It's the nasty ones, don't sweat it, I don't... They don't like me cuz I don't take their passive agressive abuse, and I call them out on it... It's their lives that are effected not mine so much...but thanks.

alexiateigra's photo
Sun 08/10/08 01:57 PM

Come on everyone, she is just telling a funny story that happen to her. Lighten up. smokin





It's the nasty ones, don't sweat it, I don't... They don't like me cuz I don't take their passive agressive abuse, and I call them out on it... It's their lives that are effected not mine so much...but thanks.


True, but it kind of fun to bop them on the head too.

Etrain's photo
Sun 08/10/08 01:58 PM
Oh...I just read that...what you wrotelaugh laugh laugh thats pretty gooddrinker drinker drinker

Lily0923's photo
Sun 08/10/08 01:59 PM


Come on everyone, she is just telling a funny story that happen to her. Lighten up. smokin





It's the nasty ones, don't sweat it, I don't... They don't like me cuz I don't take their passive agressive abuse, and I call them out on it... It's their lives that are effected not mine so much...but thanks.


True, but it kind of fun to bop them on the head too.


Oh but they are NEVER wrong, and they cry victim whn you do it, it truely is better to ignore them.. they tire easily and then go hide under rocks and stuff.

missy51970's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:02 PM
WOW I see the haters are back out in full force today...This **** gets ridiculous..its like watching 5 year old fight over a cookie...

Lily0923's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:02 PM

Oh...I just read that...what you wrotelaugh laugh laugh thats pretty gooddrinker drinker drinker


and true for most men huh??? I KNOW I lived it this weekend...

Etrain's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:03 PM

WOW I see the haters are back out in full force today...This **** gets ridiculous..its like watching 5 year old fight over a cookie...

Did you say cookielove love love love

Lily0923's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:05 PM

WOW I see the haters are back out in full force today...This **** gets ridiculous..its like watching 5 year old fight over a cookie...


hey gorgeous, what can I say... I bring out the best in people...:banana: :banana: :banana:

Etrain's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:05 PM


Oh...I just read that...what you wrotelaugh laugh laugh thats pretty gooddrinker drinker drinker


and true for most men huh??? I KNOW I lived it this weekend...

blushing blushing maybeblushing blushing

missy51970's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:06 PM


WOW I see the haters are back out in full force today...This **** gets ridiculous..its like watching 5 year old fight over a cookie...


hey gorgeous, what can I say... I bring out the best in people...:banana: :banana: :banana:



LOL Yes you do love

Lily0923's photo
Sun 08/10/08 02:15 PM



WOW I see the haters are back out in full force today...This **** gets ridiculous..its like watching 5 year old fight over a cookie...


hey gorgeous, what can I say... I bring out the best in people...:banana: :banana: :banana:



LOL Yes you do love


Maybe I should say true colors not "the best" frustrated rofl rofl rofl

sparkleplenty424's photo
Sun 08/10/08 04:14 PM
Your trip sounds like loads of fun.

Why do people feel the need to insult you, unprovoked?

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Sun 08/10/08 04:16 PM
Edited by howlandp on Sun 08/10/08 04:22 PM
deleted for general misanthropism. I apologize and am going to bed.

OrangeCat's photo
Sun 08/10/08 04:17 PM
drinker

sparkleplenty424's photo
Sun 08/10/08 04:17 PM

you sure they didnt bail because they were tired of hearing how great you are?


why are people so mean?

OrangeCat's photo
Sun 08/10/08 04:27 PM
yawn

Lily0923's photo
Sun 08/10/08 05:56 PM
This thread makes me laugh, the "real men" and i use that term lightly, you know the ones who always think they are right, and can't stand to be proven wrong by a woman, are coming out... Watch who they are ladies.... Those are the ones who you throw back...WAY TOO SMALL...

chevylover1965's photo
Sun 08/10/08 05:59 PM
huh