"I Found it In the last place I looked"
- sure hope you did... hate to think that you found it and kept looking
"Why did the blond jump out the window?"
-to see if her maxi had wings
"How do you drown a blond?"
-Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool
" There was a blond a brunette, and a red head. They were all running from the law. The came to a barn and saw three barrels. They each jumped in one. The cops finally caught up, and tapped on the brunnets barrel, she said,meow. they tapped on the red heads barrel, she said woof. then they tapped on the blondes barrel, she said Potatoes, Potatoes, Potatoes. lol