A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his
mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge
bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here
to wash
your upper body and feet."

20 seconds later he struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in
the
other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, s miles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank
you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

very good, lol

so i guess his testicles weren't black after all!

good one

ROTFLMAO i could soooooooo see that happening..ROTFLMAO that was good