how do you get a blond girl on the roof?






tell her the drinks are on the house

LMAO

anybody got any good blond jokes
lets hear them

why did the blonde wrap her lips around the steering wheel




she was trying to blow the horn

come on we need some more blond jokes

what does a blonde say after sex?

Thanks Guys!!


How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?

She opens the car door!!

There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him "Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head". So the barber was sure not to. The next time, the blonde said the same thing "Do not knock the headphones off my head". The barber again, did what he was told. The third time she went, she told the barber again "Don't knock the headphones off my head", this time though, the barber accidentally knocked them off. As soon as the headphones fell off, the blonde dropped to the floor unconcious. The barber picked up the headphones and listened, and this is what it said "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?

"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"

"The son-of-a-***** called back."

How do you know if a blode has been using your computer?
There's white-out on the screen!

What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning?

A visitor.

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any". "But I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........

" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months??


Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?



A Space Invader.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?




So her male would get delivered to the right box.

lmao to the max
i dont care what anybody says that was funny cali that was funny

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?



It swells at night.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?



She sneezes.

Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?



Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?



Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.