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of life you wanna share?
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Rule # 6
Make sure toilet paper is within arm's reach before you sit down |
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, do it twice.
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You will receive a body. Whether you love it or hate it, it's yours for life, so accept it. What counts is what's inside
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Love yourself
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One person cannot make a difference unless someone else notices that difference.
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Rule #1... Your wife is always right.
Rule #2... If you think your wife is ever wrong, see rule #1 
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Rule # 186,
Never tell a cop "if you don't wipe that grin off your face i will do it for you" 
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RULE #13:
You don't tug on Superman's cape... You don't spit into the wind... You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger... And you don't mess around with Etrain!!! 
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Rule 101:
Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Rule 296: About time you make ends meet, someone will move the ends. |
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never go to bed mad...we aren't promised tomorrow and that ugly fight could be the last words you say to your lover
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When i wanna say no i'll say i might,
When i know your wrong i'll say your right, |
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“If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you”
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Don't play leap frog with unicorns
Don't eat yellow Snow "Love is as strong as death, as hard as Hell. Death separates the soul from the body, but love separates all things from the Soul" |
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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
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Rule # 185 Murphy's law still applies..... |
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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
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do not stroll the sewage treatment plant grounds on a jsh date...
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Rule #14
If your chunky (this is for you gator bait) and in Georgia don't go near the water
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Always love yourself and be your own best friend..
Otherwise you will never find a healthy love or true buds! |
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