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go after the really hot ones. talk to them for at least five min and make them laugh before giving them a complement. and then walk away like it was nothing. you now have thier attention. they want to know why you left. your in thier mind you control them.. it works says you and a few other men I know... thinking it doesn't really work that well... been thier done it. they come running. dang i need to get of this drilling rig and go to a club I'm sure you have.. the thing is it doesn't work with a woman that has self-worth.... just sayin'... so what your telling me is your to good to go back up to a guy and ask him for the dance? 1) I don't ask men to dance... 2) any man that walks up says something to me won't get me to go up to him it may make me laugh but that is all....3) having self-worth has nothing to do with Being to good .. im not saying you dont have self worth just saying your putting you self up a little to high. i did say really hot girls not so so looking girls Dude must need glasses (((Cher))) love you girl! 
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Thar be whales here! Wait... ((( WILEY ))) ((((judy)))) 
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Love you too Joy
(((Wiley))) |
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don't whip your winky out on the first date
don't tell her that you didn't spend $64 on dinner to not get sex... 
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don't whip your winky out on the first date don't tell her that you didn't spend $64 on dinner to not get sex... what's wrong with showing the goods?   
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don't whip your winky out on the first date don't tell her that you didn't spend $64 on dinner to not get sex... what's wrong with showing the goods? if they're worth showing perhaps nothing lmao... but if you're packing an inch worm I'm thinkin' it's nothing to share...
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and if a $64 dinner gets you laid on the west coast I am sooooooo moving
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and if a $64 dinner gets you laid on the west coast I am sooooooo moving EXACTLY!!! |
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If ya really want to gey laid You gotta cook for them....geez LOL
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If ya really want to gey laid You gotta cook for them....geez LOL you better be able to cook a mean ass steak...
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The Best....Ribrye and not on some gas grill either...charcol or wood....how do you like it...rare?
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THE WOMEN IS ALWAY'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!  this is the smartest man on the thread. |
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The Best....Ribrye and not on some gas grill either...charcol or wood....how do you like it...rare? medium rare but darlin' that won't get you laid 
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The Best....Ribrye and not on some gas grill either...charcol or wood....how do you like it...rare? medium rare but darlin' that won't get you laid fry her up some Spam....show a big ole 3 inch willy....you got that hottie now!!
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now spam that's what'll get you laid..
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Thats just for starters Hon... I always have a choice of wines or mixed drinks.. but I like shrimp cocktails to start....large shrimp.... blue cheese sauce ... garlic buttered prawns on a kabob...fresh white sweet corn cooked in the shucks...portabella mushrooms with ricotta cheese...simmered on the gril..... and honestly...I cook like this almosy every night....
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Thats just for starters Hon... I always have a choice of wines or mixed drinks.. but I like shrimp cocktails to start....large shrimp.... blue cheese sauce ... garlic buttered prawns on a kabob...fresh white sweet corn cooked in the shucks...portabella mushrooms with ricotta cheese...simmered on the gril..... and honestly...I cook like this almosy every night.... damn you got the cooking part down.... 
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It may not get me laid....everytime....but what the hell...I eat good...HA
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It may not get me laid....everytime....but what the hell...I eat good...HA and THAT my friend is the important part... |
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now spam that's what'll get you laid.. thats what I'm about....a good woman that enjoys the splendor of Spam and a bottle of Boone's Farm...maybe some Maddog 20/20, colt 45, or even some really bad malt liquor.... |
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