Topic: Morning Sex
karmafury's photo
Thu 03/15/07 04:28 AM
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his
wife's side of the bed. His wife, Marie, had already awakened though,
and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that
he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he
room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy." The note
read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With
Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Marie, grinning, answered the note and then
asked her son to take this to your silly Daddy. Her note read: Take The
Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No
Circus Today. John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he
asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." His note
read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop
What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Marie answered
the note and then asked her son to take this to the poor dude upstairs."
Her note read: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm
Busy Right Now, Do It By Hand!

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Thu 03/15/07 04:49 AM
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Thu 03/15/07 04:52 AM
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Thu 03/15/07 04:54 AM
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Thu 03/15/07 05:28 AM
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Thu 03/15/07 06:13 AM
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