Love is almost like suicide. Love just takes longer and is more painful.

It is with true love as it is with ghosts, everyone talks about it but
few have ever seen it.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a teardrop.

Love cannot save you from your own fate.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and
everybody else.

Love is the answer, but sex raises some pretty good questions while you
are waiting.

Love is the only game not called on account of darkness. Love is a perky
elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a
miniature machine gun.

Love is blind and marriage is an institution for the blind.

Love is a matter of chemistry but sex is a matter of physics.

Love is blind and marriage is the eye opener!

Love is like the measles, the older you get the worse the attack.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it
is one of the best.

Sex allieviates tension, love causes it.

Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to acheive the continuation of
the species.

WTG Sis!!!!