A man was involved in a sever traffic accident with another car that was
clearly the other driver's fault. He stumbled uninjured out of his
wrecked car as the other driver, a beautuful blonde, stumbled uninjured
out of hers. She looked at him and the damaged she had caused and then
ran over threw her arms around him and gave him the most passionate kiss
he had ever received.

She said "I can't imagine that we both survived such a horible crash,
look at those cars we both should be dead. This must be a sign from God
that we were ment to be together." and with that she gave him an even
more passionate kiss. Then she said "will you be my soulmate for life,
I love you with all my heart."

The man completely taken with her beauty and the passion she showed said
"of course, it was ment to be"

She kissed him again and said "I have a bottle of scotch in my trunk
let's drink a toast to our new relationship." She got the bottle opened
it and handed it to him. He took a drink and handed it back and told
her to drink.

She kissed him lightly on the cheek and said "no thanks I think I will
wait till after the cops get here."

Ouch..lmao

smart woman, have to keep that one in mind! J/K