sponsored links

Community > General Discussion

Topic: Oh maaaann
BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Mon 08/04/08 01:49 AM
Apparently at 5am on the east coast, i'm the only one left standing!! Which means time for some CN jokes!! Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

IndigoIllusions Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 5625	Mon 08/04/08 01:54 AM
Apparently at 5am on the east coast, i'm the only one left standing!! Which means time for some CN jokes!! So what am I, stick of furniture??

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 08/04/08 02:00 AM
I'm still standin but fixin to go to bed so I can be late for work!

Puffins1958 Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 13637	Mon 08/04/08 02:02 AM
some of us are STILL awake on the East Coast!!!

BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Mon 08/04/08 02:05 AM
Apparently at 5am on the east coast, i'm the only one left standing!! Which means time for some CN jokes!! So what am I, stick of furniture?? Your certainly not my bed!! So I suppose you could be a stick of wood! lol Purdy wood at that!

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Mon 08/04/08 02:06 AM
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Mon 08/04/08 02:12 AM
sweeeeet

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Mon 08/04/08 02:23 AM
Like candy!

BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Mon 08/04/08 02:24 AM
Not any candy, but cotton candy!!

soundedmind Joined Tue 07/10/07 Posts: 2199	Mon 08/04/08 02:29 AM
And cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth. From a song. Anyone know which one?

KalamazooGuy87 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 2728	Mon 08/04/08 02:34 AM
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

KalamazooGuy87 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 2728	Mon 08/04/08 02:36 AM
lol to these 2 Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

BatCountry Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 1383	Mon 08/04/08 02:42 AM
And cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth. From a song. Anyone know which one? As much as I dislike ICP, I believe I know the song you speak of!

Community > General Discussion