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Topic: 92 years old and still going
izzynavi Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 840	Wed 03/14/07 06:15 AM
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times." Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?" Man: "What sins?" Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?" Man: "I'm Jewish." Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?" Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody”

newguy Joined Thu 08/31/06 Posts: 1379	Wed 03/14/07 06:21 AM
that is the best yet

rozey2680 Joined Fri 11/10/06 Posts: 13559	Wed 03/14/07 06:28 AM
How funny!!!

DANE1973 Joined Sat 12/23/06 Posts: 2136	Wed 03/14/07 06:32 AM
OMG Izzy, Stop!

jamber2420 Joined Tue 02/13/07 Posts: 48	Wed 03/14/07 06:33 AM


tigerman1956 Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 11768	Wed 03/14/07 09:24 AM
i hope i can get away with that when i'm 92

verbatimeb Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 614	Wed 03/14/07 09:40 AM
Nawww Tiger, I forgot, are you jewish? Verb

venusrose Joined Fri 09/15/06 Posts: 575	Wed 03/14/07 10:35 AM


Thndrghost Joined Wed 01/17/07 Posts: 1217	Wed 03/14/07 11:23 AM


gardenforge Joined Tue 01/16/07 Posts: 1322	Wed 03/14/07 11:25 AM
My dad turned 93 a couple weeks ago I am going to ask him if he was this lucky

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