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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 101 | |
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its GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!!!
<-- runs down the driveway dragging the garbage can behind , hits a rock and ......  
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hey Catch
Hey Chevy 
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I figure since I cooked it ??? everyday is GARBAGE day
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hey, tto
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TTO
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dear Journal .... is it mere contemplation on my part to think I could possibly be MORE BORING ??....
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** sits with beer in hand and ponders the great questions of life ......
How DO they get the Caramel into the caramel spuares ??? ... is a 2-line pass , REALLY off side ? ...how cold , is cold enough for a beers ??? 
<------ why is there no sun roof in the back seat of this car ???  
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** sits with beer in hand and ponders the great questions of life ......
How DO they get the Caramel into the caramel spuares ??? ... is a 2-line pass , REALLY off side ? ...how cold , is cold enough for a beers ???
<------ why is there no sun roof in the back seat of this car ???
there is freezing involved in the *Caramilk secret , I cannot tell you more , or I will have to kill you 
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** sits with beer in hand and ponders the great questions of life ......
How DO they get the Caramel into the caramel spuares ??? ... is a 2-line pass , REALLY off side ? ...how cold , is cold enough for a beers ???
<------ why is there no sun roof in the back seat of this car ???
there is freezing involved in the *Caramilk secret , I cannot tell you more , or I will have to kill you
WHAT ????? faints to floor WITHOUT dropping beer in hand
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there is no sun roofs in the back seats of cars (well maybe limos) they put them in the front to please the driver , the driver is likely the one who paid for the car ... an the sunroof in the limo is in the back cause the backseat driver likely paid for the car ......
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Well then Wait til you see the NEW Ford Flex.... the top end model has 3 roofs
 ... LOL.. CRAZY ..
Ok gots to go feed the animals at the zoo at home ... take care of you K ??.. see ya tomorrow
TTO = OUT |
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Good Afternoon Everyone.
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dd,
it is getting hot in here i want to take off all your clothes |
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sarak sarak se dekho ye lazy lamhe jo chalde khisak khisak se ye dekho lazy lamhe
kaise ye khumari dekho ye lazy lamhe palke bhari bhari ye lazy lamhe gila chod hato ungliya phira hasrate badan pe likh ja dhadkan hai thairisi sanse hai gherisi ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe sarak sarak se dekho ye lazy lamhe chalde khisak khisak se ye dekho lazy lamhe kaise ye khumari dekho ye lazy lamhe palke bhari bhari ye lazy lamhe ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe rut hai rut ise tham le jara jam ? hai agal me mausam jam re jara rut hai rut ise tham le jara jam ? hai agal me mausam jam re jara arju ki tammna hai to annkose to pe aarju pighale de aur holey holey pe sharabi harmat hai bhaikisi sargam hai ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe... mood pe kamar ke koi dil dhund le ooto ke karib manjil dhund le mood pe kamar ke koi dil dhund le ooto ke karib manjil dhund le nashilasa koi manjar dhund le julfo ke pass ik ghar dhund le reshmasa ghunha na kar lazy lahme gunghat me aisi chaha kar ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe sarak sarak se dekho ye lazy lamhe chalde khisak khisak se ye dekho lazy lamhe kaise ye khumari dekho ye lazy lamhe palke bhari bhari ye lazy lamhe gila chod hato ungliya phira hasrate badan pe likh ja dhadkan hai thairisi sanse hai gherisi ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe ye lazy lazy lamhe lazy lamhe |
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Pick a time.. Pick a place..
Close your eyes and walk this way.. I'll be there...(2) Maahiya ve soniya ve..(2) Maahiya ve soniya..Maahiya ve soniya Dil naiyyo lagna... Mausam mausam teri chaahat ka sandesa hai.. Aahat aahat tere aane ka andesha hai.. Har khushboo se aati hai ab teri hi khushboo Manzar manzar aalam aalam hai nazar bas tu.. Tere bina suna suna lagta hai mujhko To jaaniya saara jahan.. Tujhse haseen sapno ki mehfil Tujh mein basi hai.... jaan!!!!!! Maahiya ve soniya ve..(2) Maahiya ve soniya..Maahiya ve soniya Dil naiyyo lagna... Pick a time.. Pick a place.. Close your eyes and walk this way.. I'll be there...(2) Aati jaati saason mein hai dard bhari hulchul.. Kaate se.. nahi katata hai tanhai ka pal.. Paagal paagal rehti hai meri to har dhadkan.. Bas tere deedar ka chaya mujhpe pagalpan.. Sun le sadayen meri dekhu main jhalak teri Ab mere saamne aa.. Mujhko kasam teri.. kahe beqarari meri Chupke chupke na tadpa.. Maahiya ve soniya ve..(2) Maahiya ve soniya..Maahiya ve soniya Dil naiyyo lagna... |
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 p is this asian eroctica
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Dear diary.....I have ice cream and cantaloupe and YOU DONT!!!
 
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My Rootbeer float beats your ice cream and cantalope!
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My Rootbeer float beats your ice cream and cantalope!
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